Uncontrollable giggling

[SandyFloor]

Years ago I met an old mate in a pub who introduced me to his new girlfriend who was of polish descent. He knew what I was like and introduced her by her full name.....Hazel Knutz. I was literally on the floor.

 

[mikethetile]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[White Room]

weve got a lovely barmaid in our local, shes a very sweet girl. one night when we were talking about how cold it is she started worrrying about the homeless who were sleeping out without a hot meal inside them

so she atarted her plan to feed them soup everynight from her kitchen window

and finished by saying that every night she would have all the local homeless up her back passage

as you can imagine we were rolling about laughing and I cant even look at her now without giggling:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[SandyFloor]

One thing that keeps popping into my head is the things my mother sometimes says. She's getting on a bit and is getting slightly waffy accordingly. A few months ago Hilary Benn was on tv and she asked who he was and my brother told her he was a politician and the son of Tony Benn to which she asked "Oh, is his father still singing? (think about it)

Another was when Paul Simon was on a chat show and she said " didn't he sing Bridge over the River Kwai?"



Signs of age but you have to laugh.

 

[Rob Z]

My old boss pulled the blockbuster prank when he conned the receptionist at our workplace into paging "Michael Hunt*" over the PA system. After repeated pages went unanswered, she actually said "I've been looking for ____________ for 15 minutes...has anyone seen __________?"

5 years later it's still one of the funniest things I ever witnessed at work.:lol::lol:

*the full name wasn't used of course 😀

 

[SandyFloor]

This is a picture of Greg & Jonny Searle along with Garry Herbert just after they won gold in the coxed pairs in rowing at the 1992 Barcelona Olympics. The two brothers were in excess of 6'7" of muscle and Garry the cox was about 5'4" and like a jockey's whip. In those days Britain didn't win much so it was big news.

I was in an office the next day and all the women were talking about the size of these guys. Then all of a sudden a young girl pipes up loudly " did you see the size of their cox?".

The place went dead quite for a couple of seconds before erupting into laughter with the young girl gradually turning scarlet.

 

[Ken Bruty]

:lol::lol:

 

[doug boardley]

Errr guys, this is in Public view!!

 

[doug boardley]

...or should I say it was:smilewinkgrin: as no members of public had posted I've moved it into "The Arms"

 

[mikethetile]

weve got a lovely barmaid in our local, shes a very sweet girl. one night when we were talking about how cold it is she started worrrying about the homeless who were sleeping out without a hot meal inside them

so she atarted her plan to feed them soup everynight from her kitchen window

and finished by saying that every night she would have all the local homeless up her back passage

as you can imagine we were rolling about laughing and I cant even look at her now without giggling:lol:

now we are out of view I can give you the full quote which was really funny as she is so innocent

you need to insert the word coming between homeless and up