Worked in a Mental hospital once with another tiler doing the toilets,the other tiler befriended one of the inmates ,we got him knocking up the muck ,he started to give biscuits to the other tiler every lunch time ,one day he came running in and said to the other tiler that the matron nearly caught him nicking the biscuits, but its ok I hid them where I always hide them in my underpants,my mates face was a picture :yikes:.