Beeping drivers.

[wivers]

I was driving to hatfield galleria last night when a van came up my near side at a round about as i was about to turn off and beeped his horn at me. When i looked in the mirror i saw the old five knuckle shuffle being aimed in my dirrection as the van man was turning off. What this muppet didn't realise is that i had just enough room to handbreak "old Faithful" 180 degrees and get behind him. Now considering mr baldy van man was big enough to beep be up and throw gestures my way you would think he would have been brave enough to pull over to the side of the road for a .....chat, but after following him for 5 mins flashing my lights, indicating to pull over and generally trying to deroad him i realised he wasn't. He then tried to loose "old faithful by driving at 50 mph around back streets. Old faithful was hot on his heels though until she almost lost her back end and veered into a bush. Fat, silly, baldy van man got away much to mine and "old Faithfuls" displessure. So i ask you all this....... WHY DO IDIOTS BEEP AND HAND GESTURE WHEN THEY THINK YOU ARE GOING ANOTHER WAY AND WONT CATCH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DHTiling]

Cause they are chicken ****ss....lol

 

[IvegotsTILE]

Was you gonna sumo wrestle the fat git?
Don't get Wivers angry,you wouldn't like him when hes angry!
He's like that Dr.David Banner. lmao!

 

[brian c]

wivs you need too calm down because you're not gtn any younger bud,he cud av ad a blade m8 or a gun then ur well stuffed,you learn these things living in GLASGOW M8.Tonight i was out wi my mrs my daughter,son &m8,at the pub 20cops to arrest 3 guys who were fighting back but god help them in the cells.

anyway wivs,dont be a hero m8,especially a dead one.:girl_hug:
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in fairness to you tho wivs she sounds like a right bottle merchant.lol

 

[DHTiling]

ah!.. but that's in glasgow..i've worked there it's like the bronk'x....lol...

 

[wivers]

lol all.

Make you right brian...... hang on .... what u mean i aint getting any younger... i'm only 22...........well 23....okay i'm 28 but thats still young init? please tell me thats still young!

Ive gots... i had me sumo pants all ready for if he pulled over then i was gonna give him an E Hoda splash.

 

[brian c]

aye,thats what i mean ur getting old wivs.lol

 

[tjsmiler]

Funny thing was he was on the phone to me at the time and all i herd was this load bang and then it when dead for a while.............5 mins latter he was on the phone to me going mad lol

I served in Glasgow for a while with the Army, it was absolutly great, them jock boys know how to have fun, made some great pals and being a very loud Englishman some wonderfull enimies too lol Wivers pack your stuff i'm taking you out mate

TJ

 

[IvegotsTILE]

Damn fu*king right wivers mate 28 is still very young,me and you are in our prime,bri can sod off to spain on his hols(I'd probably leave a big job to get away from Glasgow myself lol)
28 is the new 21!

 

[enduro]

glad im near brighton and not glasgow, they only fight with handbags down here

 

[IvegotsTILE]

Awesome,I'm down Brighton for the bank holiday,I'll be sure to take my handbag:happy:

 

[wivers]

handbags???? TJ get yer coat!

 

[IvegotsTILE]

Don't be like that mate,I didn't mean handbag,I meant manbag.There very useful for carrying the essentials cash,I.D.,keys mobile,condoms and a crowbar for non-paying customers and beeping drivers.
I've never liked that TJ,he's a wrong'un.

 

[wivers]

lmao... you aint wrong mate

 

[DHTiling]

TJ,s ok ......nothing that a full frontal labotamy would'nt sort out......lmao........