blonde moment

[geehippy]

I returned to work today after a week off in south shields on the NETT course. when I got into work people were asking how the course went, how often we got bladdered, and what the women of south shields were like.
Then I had the following chat with only female in the section.
CAROL - how was your week off?
ME - brilliant , I was on a course
C - what sort off course was it?
ME - tiling
Carol (looking blank ) - oh whats that?
ME (also looking blank now)- erm sticking tiles to the wall or floor
C- oh tiling I thought you said thai ling I thought it was something chinese..........

nearly wet meself
anybody else have to work with people who are a little hard of understanding?

 

[GazTech]

I returned to work today after a week off in south shields on the NETT course. when I got into work people were asking how the course went, how often we got bladdered, and what the women of south shields were like.
Then I had the following chat with only female in the section.
CAROL - how was your week off?
ME - brilliant , I was on a course
C - what sort off course was it?
ME - tiling
Carol (looking blank ) - oh whats that?
ME (also looking blank now)- erm sticking tiles to the wall or floor
C- oh tiling I thought you said thai ling I thought it was something chinese..........

nearly wet meself
anybody else have to work with people who are a little hard of understanding?

Yes GH my fellow moderators pmsl

 

[DHTiling]

pmsl...lmao.....very funny.......

i have a foster brother and he went on holiday to painton in devon.......

when he came back .. my niece asked him where he had been on holiday and he said painton in devon....she then said i thought you had been on hoilday.......and she is blonde.......dave...

 

[GazTech]

pmsl...lmao.....very funny.......

i have a foster brother and he went on holiday to painton in devon.......

when he came back .. my niece asked him where he had been on holiday and he said painton in devon....she then said i thought you had been on hoilday.......and she is blonde.......dave...

Brilliant,my sister had a car accident,the car that hit her drove off.The copper asked her what kind of car was it she said it was blue......and she is also very blonde lmao

 

[scrubmuncher]

I had a wierd one months ago. Had a guy call up for a quote, got his details to pop around n measure up. I told him to F--k off when he told me his name and put the phone down, he called back and I hung up on him again telling him to get a life or I'd shove the phone where the sun dont shine. His name was Ivan snell. I didnt believe him and thought he was winding me up. Obviousy the initial and surname could be a wind up.
Anyway, bumped into my plumber mate in jewsons, he came bounding over to me, 'Oi, what you doing, I gave a guy your number and he said he got abuse from you'. I went a bit quiet while I thought about it and sure enough he was a genuine punter and I just had a paranoid head, lol.
Live n learn, but who would give thier kid a name beginning with 'I' if your surname is snell. Poor sod!

 

[geehippy]

Reminds me of an old girlfriend. she was telling her mate about me, and her mate asked what car I had. She said its a manta. Opel ? no I think its red.

 

[GazTech]

I had a wierd one months ago. Had a guy call up for a quote, got his details to pop around n measure up. I told him to F--k off when he told me his name and put the phone down, he called back and I hung up on him again telling him to get a life or I'd shove the phone where the sun dont shine. His name was Ivan snell. I didnt believe him and thought he was winding me up. Obviousy the initial and surname could be a wind up.
Anyway, bumped into my plumber mate in jewsons, he came bounding over to me, 'Oi, what you doing, I gave a guy your number and he said he got abuse from you'. I went a bit quiet while I thought about it and sure enough he was a genuine punter and I just had a paranoid head, lol.
Live n learn, but who would give thier kid a name beginning with 'I' if your surname is snell. Poor sod!

When I worked in Lancaster designing kitchens,the father and son team that did all the deliveries were called Tom and Ivor Granden !! i ask you

 

[enduro]

my dustman went to the local Chinese takeaway, and asked the Chinese owner, wheres your bin, he said hongkong, they said your wheelie bin, he shouted ive really been in hongkong... ha ha

 

[GazTech]

my dustman went to the local Chinese takeaway, and asked the Chinese owner, wheres your bin, he said hongkong, they said your wheelie bin, he shouted ive really been in hongkong... ha ha

Was he blonde ?

 

[enduro]

yes, and he had prawn balls