blonde moment

[geehippy]

I returned to work today after a week off in south shields on the NETT course. when I got into work people were asking how the course went, how often we got bladdered, and what the women of south shields were like.
Then I had the following chat with only female in the section.
CAROL - how was your week off?
ME - brilliant , I was on a course
C - what sort off course was it?
ME - tiling
Carol (looking blank ) - oh whats that?
ME (also looking blank now)- erm sticking tiles to the wall or floor
C- oh tiling I thought you said thai ling I thought it was something chinese..........

nearly wet meself
anybody else have to work with people who are a little hard of understanding?

 

[GazTech]

I returned to work today after a week off in south shields on the NETT course. when I got into work people were asking how the course went, how often we got bladdered, and what the women of south shields were like.
Then I had the following chat with only female in the section.
CAROL - how was your week off?
ME - brilliant , I was on a course
C - what sort off course was it?
ME - tiling
Carol (looking blank ) - oh whats that?
ME (also looking blank now)- erm sticking tiles to the wall or floor
C- oh tiling I thought you said thai ling I thought it was something chinese..........

nearly wet meself
anybody else have to work with people who are a little hard of understanding?

Yes GH my fellow moderators pmsl

 

[DHTiling]

pmsl...lmao.....very funny.......

i have a foster brother and he went on holiday to painton in devon.......

when he came back .. my niece asked him where he had been on holiday and he said painton in devon....she then said i thought you had been on hoilday.......and she is blonde.......dave...

 

[GazTech]

pmsl...lmao.....very funny.......

i have a foster brother and he went on holiday to painton in devon.......

when he came back .. my niece asked him where he had been on holiday and he said painton in devon....she then said i thought you had been on hoilday.......and she is blonde.......dave...

Brilliant,my sister had a car accident,the car that hit her drove off.The copper asked her what kind of car was it she said it was blue......and she is also very blonde lmao

 

[scrubmuncher]

I had a wierd one months ago. Had a guy call up for a quote, got his details to pop around n measure up. I told him to F--k off when he told me his name and put the phone down, he called back and I hung up on him again telling him to get a life or I'd shove the phone where the sun dont shine. His name was Ivan snell. I didnt believe him and thought he was winding me up. Obviousy the initial and surname could be a wind up.
Anyway, bumped into my plumber mate in jewsons, he came bounding over to me, 'Oi, what you doing, I gave a guy your number and he said he got abuse from you'. I went a bit quiet while I thought about it and sure enough he was a genuine punter and I just had a paranoid head, lol.
Live n learn, but who would give thier kid a name beginning with 'I' if your surname is snell. Poor sod!

 

[geehippy]

Reminds me of an old girlfriend. she was telling her mate about me, and her mate asked what car I had. She said its a manta. Opel ? no I think its red.

 

[GazTech]

I had a wierd one months ago. Had a guy call up for a quote, got his details to pop around n measure up. I told him to F--k off when he told me his name and put the phone down, he called back and I hung up on him again telling him to get a life or I'd shove the phone where the sun dont shine. His name was Ivan snell. I didnt believe him and thought he was winding me up. Obviousy the initial and surname could be a wind up.
Anyway, bumped into my plumber mate in jewsons, he came bounding over to me, 'Oi, what you doing, I gave a guy your number and he said he got abuse from you'. I went a bit quiet while I thought about it and sure enough he was a genuine punter and I just had a paranoid head, lol.
Live n learn, but who would give thier kid a name beginning with 'I' if your surname is snell. Poor sod!

When I worked in Lancaster designing kitchens,the father and son team that did all the deliveries were called Tom and Ivor Granden !! i ask you

 

[enduro]

my dustman went to the local Chinese takeaway, and asked the Chinese owner, wheres your bin, he said hongkong, they said your wheelie bin, he shouted ive really been in hongkong... ha ha

 

[GazTech]

my dustman went to the local Chinese takeaway, and asked the Chinese owner, wheres your bin, he said hongkong, they said your wheelie bin, he shouted ive really been in hongkong... ha ha

Was he blonde ?

 

[enduro]

yes, and he had prawn balls

 

[Varley]

Me and my mate were at work, he there was a blue bottle buzzing round the room and was getting on my mates nerves nd he was trying to swat it with a newspaper.

In chasing the fly around the room he noticed a bloody big spider in the corner of the room (he is petrified of them).

He yelled and jumped back.

A blonde lass sitting at the table asked "what the hell is wrong with you?"

"Theres a big hairy spider up there"

To which the blonde replies "don't worry, the fly will get it!"
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Yes GH my fellow moderators pmsl

Don't think this remark went unnoticed Mr Topps!

 

[IvegotsTILE]

When I had my clothes shop the girl I had working for me was very pretty,well turned out and polite with top GCSE marks and 5 A-levels,here's some of the things she came out with:

I had a price tag in all my trainers,where it said size it read 'sizes 3-8'. She read this and said 'I don't understand!How can a trainer fit someone whos a size 3 and someone whos a size 8,surely if it would fit someone whos size 8 it would be too loose for someone whos size 3.
I said 'You dozy cow,It means we have sizes from 3 all the way up to size 8.
She just laughed,I said 'Now do you understand?she just carried on laughing and said 'No idea.'

I went on a stag night to Prague.She asked 'Whats the capital of Prague?I said 'Prague is the capital of the Czech Republic you fool.'
'Oh I thought it was a country!'

My friend was on about the film Platoon.She asked'What war was that about?I said 'The Vietnam war' She then asked'Is that in Canada?'
I said 'I give up!'

She was brunette but admitted she should have been a blonde,she was fit as f**k though so I had to let it go. DIZY COW!

 

[devonmark]

I had a mate who employed a young girl as a secretary, when she was doing some typing for him for the first time, she asked him if the red and green squiggles under the words would be on the printed copy.
Didn't say much for her spelling...she didn't last long.