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Time's Ran Out
I'd hardly consider 4 griddle cooked crispy pieces of hot succulent tasty strips of bacon to be 'junk food' .
Next you will be suggesting we - the bacon butty brigade - should be confined to a lay by or somewhere away from the air space of the passive millions who we may inflict with the aroma of instant coffee and smells of lightly grilled meat.
I can hear the uproar now as the Government place a health warning on the side of all pigs and a Tax on the napkin it's served in, but the figures that follow the warning; issued by the chief medical officer , which show the number of deaths and the resources used by the NHS fighting this habit of - eating a bacon butty each day!
But I'am selfish enough not to be worried with my own health issues, so thanks for your concern but there must be a good caravan in Gloucester.
Next you will be suggesting we - the bacon butty brigade - should be confined to a lay by or somewhere away from the air space of the passive millions who we may inflict with the aroma of instant coffee and smells of lightly grilled meat.
I can hear the uproar now as the Government place a health warning on the side of all pigs and a Tax on the napkin it's served in, but the figures that follow the warning; issued by the chief medical officer , which show the number of deaths and the resources used by the NHS fighting this habit of - eating a bacon butty each day!
But I'am selfish enough not to be worried with my own health issues, so thanks for your concern but there must be a good caravan in Gloucester.
