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Mike
i had tea in my mates house last night, a red hot thai meal cooked courtesy of his lovely thai missus, then washed down with 6 pints of carling's finest, i knew that would be a recipe for disaster as i was working today fitting a kitchen in an immaculate tiny 2 bed bungalow and the lovely lady customer was home also. sod's law my stomach starting making funny noises at ten bells and the odd passing of some fowl smells told me it was time to go do the dirty deed but unfortunately i was not in range of my own office (20 miles away) i daren't use this poor ladies showroom bathroom and no public conveniences in the vicinity there was only one option left. i jumped in the van and made off down the road to the nearest layby..... 2 minutes later i was squatting over an empty bucket of greenstar in the back of my combo and the smell was almost peeling the paint off the van. after 10 minutes of puffing and panting the bucket was half full and luckily i had a trusty roll of kim wipe in the back to finish off the task of cleaning up. over the bushes went the laden bucket and back to work i went. moral of the day, don't have a curry and lager when working next day (unless you're close to home :lol:
