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[Mike]

Haha thanks for sharing that with us mike I was laughing my head off reading that I normally try and find the nearest pub but it's like when you walk in the music stops and all the local acoholics turn to see whos coming in and you have to say excuse me love were are the tiolets:blush2:

It was 10 in the morning the pub wasn't open, and before anyone asks I didn't get any pictures lol

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[tobins tiling]

Fair play anyway mate it made me laugh maybe someone else got some picture of you

 

[Mike]

I hope not

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[White Room]

I have told this before but it was a while ago......working at a customers house and had a dicky tummy, used the toilet in the utility and realised after the expelair blew vapours back into the utility and not externally, next thing I heard was the customer using an air freshener and coughing to hide the noise of the spray....

 

[widler]

I was working in the sticks tiling a splashback and bathroom (empty barn conversion)busting for a number 2 so bucket it was.
So i pour it in a hole, 2 mins later i look out of window and my dog elvis was eating it, i was nearly sick, needless to say he sat in the back of the van on the long drive home


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[Andy Allen]

Haha thanks for sharing that with us mike I was laughing my head off reading that I normally try and find the nearest pub but it's like when you walk in the music stops and all the local alcoholics turn to see whos coming in and you have to say excuse me love were are the tiolets:blush2:

iv'e done that before now, felt so guilty, just wanting to use the bog, i ended up buying half a shandy...

 

[merit]

what did you charge the customer time and a turd or was it a lump sum:lol:

 

[Bubblecraft]

This is what happened the other week. Was just finishing a bathroom fit & took the door off to tile the floor. Loaded all the tiling gear on the floor & then my labourer says, "I need to drop 1....now" so thought that's fine, knowone is in, I'll go make a cuppa. Just then, the 17 year old daughter walks in. Didn't realise she was on a half shift. So, with the front door being right at the bathroom, I didn't have time to stop her. My labourer just picked up a 30 x 60 floor tile & made it look like he was sitting on the bog marking a tile. She stood for a good 2 minutes talking to us before she headed up stairs...none of the wiser! I found it hard to keep a straight face!

 

[Bubblecraft]

About 2 years ago, was doing a large solid wood flooring job in Killcreggan, good hours drive from where I'm based. Dual carriage way all the way there. Again, he had to go for a number 2. Pulled into layby, no trees about for cover so he just squated next to the van as all buckets in van were full. It's a busy road. I thought it would be funny to drive on a wee bit & leave him exposed. He just sat there, on his invisible toilet without a care in the world! I was knotting myself!

 

[EverDon Tiling]

I got got caught sort today working in an empty house took the toilet out yesterday and no water on so i had to drop the turtle down this my misses hasn't stopped laughing all day after i told her