Chat up lines.

[jay]

Mostly or not but it does work

 

[doug boardley]

Show us your **** ,/// normally lets you know were you stand

normally works for me, only being 2 foot 3 inches, granny's are quite happy to release the bats:lol:

 

[jay]

normally works for me, only being 2 foot 3 inches, granny's are quite happy to release the bats:lol:

sort of don't realty go for the ones with the gravity defeated **** Doug like them perky

 

[doug boardley]

sort of don't realty go for the ones with the gravity defeated **** Doug like them perky

don't get me wrong Jay, I like 'em perky too,,,,as long as the granny's about 2foot 1nch,sorted

 

[doug boardley]

don't get me wrong Jay, I like 'em perky too,,,,as long as the granny's about 2foot 1nch,sorted

jeeeeezusss, just found out that "dwarf tossing" illegal over here now fella ,,,,bugger!

 

[Muse2k8]

I'm hungry... Fancy a cream pie?

 

[nybor62]

were you born on a farm because you really know how to raise a , ****

 

[John Benton]

I said to a girl the other night in the pub "I can tell on which day you were born just by feeling your breasts!"

"Go on then" she said.

So after a good feel, I answered, "Yesterday!"

 

[peteablard]

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven...