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A guy was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the guy,
'What would you like to talk about?''
'Oh, I don't know,' said the guy. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer poo's little pellets, while a cow makes cow pats, and a horse poo's balls of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The guy, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies,
'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?'
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'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the guy,
'What would you like to talk about?''
'Oh, I don't know,' said the guy. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer poo's little pellets, while a cow makes cow pats, and a horse poo's balls of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The guy, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies,
'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?'
..