Drunk customer

[penno]

Few days ago got a call from a woman asking me to pop around for a quote on a floor. Arrived and she was "smashed", "do you want a brandy and coke love?" she asked.
Anyway priced her up and she said she would bell me back. Yesterday got a call for a quote, it was the same woman! went back around and said nothing to her, measured up and give the same price, she musn't have any memory of me going around the first time.
Got the job
this will be fun

 

[DHTiling]

Lets hope she's had a drink when she pays you then go back round for payment again when she is sober..ish.................( joking of course )........:lol:

 

[penno]

Lets hope she's had a drink when she pays you then go back round for payment again when she is sober..ish.................( joking of course )........:lol:

haha like that one m8

 

[GazTech]

Lets hope she's had a drink when she pays you then go back round for payment again when she is sober..ish.................( joking of course )........:lol:[/quote LOL Dave, you know she will say she has already payed you up front, twice ...once for each visit, so you owe her the cost of the job !!!

 

[Fekin]

Sounds like it could be fun :lol:

 

[wetdec]

:lol::lol: some of the things we come across dealing with people in their homes !

tiler

 

[charlie1]

:freak: :freak: Eye customers ehh, Doing a kitchen the other day and looked round to see a masive camera lense pointing at me from the other end of the house through 2 doors, when I looked round the customer just walked on to the next room, STRANGE.

 

[Droopy]

:freak: :freak: Eye customers ehh, Doing a kitchen the other day and looked round to see a masive camera lense pointing at me from the other end of the house through 2 doors, when I looked round the customer just walked on to the next room, STRANGE.

Was there a bloke with a funny accent, on a motorbike with his sarcastic mate riding pillion, hanging about outside by any chance?

New series of Rogue Traders perhaps?

 

[charlie1]

Now that you mention That old bloke did look a bit funny think he had a fake nose or something. Done a top job though so they wont get me on this one.
:lol:

 

[Brindle]

I went to price a job up yesterday, there was a guy on site absolutely ****ed, his breath was nearly melting the render he was pointing up!!

 

[DHTiling]

seen a few of them.........tiler i used to work with ( dead now ) had to have at least 6 tins of super strength lager before coming to work......must have been stress or the fact his wife left him for his brother.....:lol: ..

But yes have seen a few lads on site still wrecked the next morning......

 

[Pawelzik]

...measured up and give the same price, she musn't have any memory of me going around the first time. Got the job
this will be fun

Allthough this story sounds funny I take it serious: If she can´t even remember you
she can´t remember your quote
she can´t remember where she had put your bill
she can´t remember if she is able to pay.
Watch out:ninja:

 

[sWe]

Allthough this story sounds funny I take it serious: If she can´t even remember you
she can´t remember your quote
she can´t remember where she had put your bill
she can´t remember if she is able to pay.
Watch out:ninja:

I agree with Pawel on this one. Might turn out sour.

 

[robbo]

agree with the two posts above m8, becareful, especially if she cracks the special brew open:cheers2::54::winkiss:

 

[White Room]

As a customer being totally out of their brains makes them a liability