Earthquake

[tysfoot]

ohh yes, i live in manchester. i was busy having a sex dream and it spoilt it. forgot where i was up to when i wanted to continue

 

[dean39]

Was lying on sofa....felt the sofa moving from under me,told her indoors and she gave me a funny look......got proof now.........lol:yes:

 

[Big-Smudge]

OK Guys, we'll have to come clean now, we set this earthquake thing up with the help of Aliens from Mars, as a marketing ploy, we were hoping that everyone's tiles would fall of the wall, creating lots of work for you guys and of course 'CornerTape'. Its backfired a bit as the only damage caused, was to a few chimeny pots and has only generated work for the fire brigade,

Ah well back to the drawing board,:mad2:

 

[dptiling]

today i blamed the the earth qwake for the state of my tools in the back of my van.

 

[IvegotsTILE]

I live about 40 miles from the epicentre so no wonder it was so strong for me.

Got a phone call from the plumber I worked with yesterday,I'd done a splashback that was all over the place so had to pack out a bit to get level,I decided to go back on Thursday to grout to give it more time to dry out.
Well the plumber said I don't know how to tell you this mate but half the tiles have fallen off the wall and smashed:whatchutalkingabout I kept saying your having a laugh but he was adament.
GOD DAMN:furious3: I'll come round right now and have a look!

He said don't bother I'm only having you on:lol:

I will hammer a few nails through his pipes next time I'm on one of his jobs

Where you from bigsmudge?

 

[Big-Smudge]

I live about 40 miles from the epicentre so no wonder it was so strong for me.

Got a phone call from the plumber I worked with yesterday,I'd done a splashback that was all over the place so had to pack out a bit to get level,I decided to go back on Thursday to grout to give it more time to dry out.
Well the plumber said I don't know how to tell you this mate but half the tiles have fallen off the wall and smashed:whatchutalkingabout I kept saying your having a laugh but he was adament.
GOD DAMN:furious3: I'll come round right now and have a look!

He said don't bother I'm only having you on:lol:

I will hammer a few nails through his pipes next time I'm on one of his jobs

Where you from bigsmudge?

Hehe like it,
Skegness mate

 

[IvegotsTILE]

My 8 year olds favourite place in the world

 

[faithhealer]

Wife said it was the only time the earth has moved for her in bed!!!!

 

[Jimmy Boy]

Still no sign of Pakistan setting up an earthquake fund for us.

So, next time they have one we'll do the same!!!