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An Englishman walked into a pub in Merthyr Tydfil.
"Could I have a glass of white wine, please", he asked the barman.
The bar goes deadly quiet !
"You're not from round here", said the barman.
"I am from over the border, I'm English," he said.
"I bet you've got a good job," said the barman.
"Actually, I am a taxidermist," he said.
"What do you mean, boyo, you drive a taxi," said the barman.
"No," he said, "I mount animals."
"It's alright boys, he's one of us," shouted the barman.
"Could I have a glass of white wine, please", he asked the barman.
The bar goes deadly quiet !
"You're not from round here", said the barman.
"I am from over the border, I'm English," he said.
"I bet you've got a good job," said the barman.
"Actually, I am a taxidermist," he said.
"What do you mean, boyo, you drive a taxi," said the barman.
"No," he said, "I mount animals."
"It's alright boys, he's one of us," shouted the barman.
