Farmers and Milk

[Dougs Third Go]

ok our milk farmer are to busy driving around in there range rovers to learn from the chicken boys lets call it free range .and add 40% to all them mugs out there f its an egg f its milk we can do the same .

not up here pal, most have clapped out land rovers, maybe there's a north/south divide or more precisely a highland/lowland divide?

 

[Dan]

oh and coca cola were responsible for father christmas wearing red. Before that he was blue, green or brown in general.

That's the kinda stuff we need to know lol

 

[Dan]

i can tell you the secret recipe really is a secret. Even the guys that mix it dont know the ingredients. We used to get drums labelled part 1 part 2 and part 3 and we used to mix them together with the carbonated water.

It does NOT dissolve teeth but it does clean copper and brass beautifully

It contains phosphoric acid rather than citric acid which is in most fizzy drinks. Phosphoric acid is also used in a number of grout haze removers and mortar stain removers..

So if I do murder my bank manager, it's not coke I need to stick him in. It's Pepsi?

(Christ don't answer that! It's evidence haha)