LMAO Ken.
I remember a round with my Dad. It was the 12th tee (par 4) and I slapped a safe 3 wood to the middle of the fairway, not too far but good to hit the green in 2. Dad steps up and plants his ball on the tee. A nice backswing, then raised his head a little
, he topped the ball and sent it whizzing along the ground towards the ladies tee. The ball hit the ladies tee right hand marker block and we just hit the deck as the ball came back at us at around 100mph. We never did find the ball but I reckon he hit that one "minus 100 yards" :lol:.