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doug boardley
A family have a pet greyhound and take it out for a walk. In a field a hare suddenly pops up and quite naturally greyhound gives chase! Over a wall but poor greyhound didn't see the barbed wire on top of the wall.... it's legs get cut to shreds, kids are screaming , wife is hysterical, hubby calmly picks up Rex (let's give him a name) and takes him down to local vet.
Vet exaines him and says; " Two courses of action, I either put Rex to sleep or amputate his legs"
Father at this time is thinking of his wife and kids
"Sorry vet, but you can't put Rex to sleep, and family won't love him the same without his legs, surely there must be something else you can do? money is not an object!"
Vet ponders this for a minute then says
"Well there is one thing, a pioneer surgeon in Australia has invented a prototype prosthetic limb for dogs that involves transplanting tin cans where the legs were"
Have you heard it???
No??? well you will do when it runs past your house!!
Vet exaines him and says; " Two courses of action, I either put Rex to sleep or amputate his legs"
Father at this time is thinking of his wife and kids
"Sorry vet, but you can't put Rex to sleep, and family won't love him the same without his legs, surely there must be something else you can do? money is not an object!"
Vet ponders this for a minute then says
"Well there is one thing, a pioneer surgeon in Australia has invented a prototype prosthetic limb for dogs that involves transplanting tin cans where the legs were"
Have you heard it???
No??? well you will do when it runs past your house!!
