Greyhound

[user123]

What did one balloon say to the other as they were flying over the desert?









Careful! There's a cactusssssssssssssss......

 

[SandyFloor]

What is a specimen?































An italian astronaut.

 

[mikethetile]

what goes ha ha bonk
























a man laughing his head off

 

[SandyFloor]

what do you call a penguin in the desert?









Lost.

I'VE GOT LOADS OF THESE.

 

[Colour Republic]

why are you all asking questions you know the answers to?

 

[SandyFloor]

why are you all asking questions you know the answers to?

I don't know...... Why are we all asking questions we already know the answers to?







this isn't another joke, is it?

 

[mikethetile]

you hum it we will play it

 

[user123]

I don't know...... Why are we all asking questions we already know the answers to?







this isn't another joke, is it?

:lol: :lol: :lol: Actually I think it was... the dry humour sort.... :lol:

 

[White Room]

A lobster that went to an underwater disco...........






Pulled a muscle

I'll get my coat:snobby:

 

[user123]

There is a graveyard, with rows of graves, and in the very top right corner there is a Welshman buried there. Why is he buried in the top right corner?









Because he's dead.