I am working for this guy at the mo......

[Protilers]

I turned up this morning to start and was informed there will be four different colour's of tiles on the floor....plus decor's.....oh and they need to be "cut" to a point....and all lines in the decors must carry through..........GREAT!
I went to the room and it is under a glass roof......and it was exactly the same temprature as HELL........so off I went.......confidently I knocked up a bucket of rapid......stuck one tile.....and then turned around and i had a concrete bucket!!!....doh!...
it gets worse........he starts taking the micky....telling me I need to go quicker..............his mate threatened to get me a cold drink......that took three hours.......and I was sweating like my body did not want any water inside it.......
here are some pics:













And to add insult to injury......he said I was going so slow.......he is going to help me out..........HERE HE IS WASHING THE FLOOR DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



the worst thing is I am expected back tommorrow!!!.........hehehehehehehehehehehehehheheeeeeeeee

 

[ian158]

im confused..are u tiling over tiles there ?

 

[Protilers]

im confused..are u tiling over tiles there ?

yes mate...tile on tile......

 

[ian158]

yes mate...tile on tile......

but..but..but..is that allowed !!

 

[Protilers]

but..but..but..is that allowed !!

why would it not be allowed?....if a substrate is solid, deflection free, and there is no chance of lateral movement.......guess what!......you don't even need a decoupler or anything!......hehehehehehheheeheeeeee

now on walls there is a different issue......WEIGHT!......I personally am still mulling that one over.....hehehheheeheheeeee

 

[ian158]

I suppose not..if it dont raise the floor too much where it meets the adjoining walls..

 

[DHTiling]

why would it not be allowed?....if a substrate is solid, deflection free, and there is no chance of lateral movement.......guess what!......you don't even need a decoupler or anything!......hehehehehehheheeheeeeee

now on walls there is a different issue......WEIGHT!......I personally am still mulling that one over.....hehehheheeheheeeee

Lol , is that allowed. Lee don't you just love them.

Nice job that , Gunnar look smart.

 

[ian158]

think its time to move on for me from here...it was a tongue in cheek given the "tile on tiles" thread say no way..thanks for all the help..

 

[Protilers]

Lol , is that allowed. Lee don't you just love them.

Nice job that , Gunnar look smart.

cheers Dave........I just hope the client will be happy with the result!

all the best

Lee

 

[Protilers]

I have only just realised that in that last photo.......he is actually giving me the "middle finger".......OMG......Clients! EH!

 

[White Room]

Sorry but I would have none of that....

 

[Protilers]

Sorry but I would have none of that....

I make you right.............its wrong,....its extremly offensive!......I will take this up with him in the morning............and I am absolutly sure that we will come to some sort of arrangement!.............
hheheheeeheheeheheeeeee.........I will confront him with all of my concerns and I AM SURE.......he will tell me to behave.......
hahahahhahahahahahhaahhahaaaaa

 

[Protilers]

Really? Whitebeam......I was careful to choose my words........and my "grammer".............that is funny tho......reminds me of this community support officer telling me my bike should not be on the pavement.....
as i was locking it to a railing!!!!......hehhehehhheheeee.......sorry for any offence caused......I did not mean to upset you.....

 

[White Room]

Really? Whitebeam......I was careful to choose my words........and my "grammer".............that is funny tho......reminds me of this community support officer telling me my bike should not be on the pavement.....
as i was locking it to a railing!!!!......hehhehehhheheeee.......sorry for any offence caused......I did not mean to upset you.....

You did'nt upset me mate so no need to apologize...probably just the way I worded it

 

[Protilers]

Right......Evening all......here is today's installment of my life......

Been back to this job today.........in the morning it was worse than yesterday........turns out this bloke has a brother (Ricky)....he was not there yesterday!.....he turns up and complains about how little has been done!!!! and goes on and on!!!...............all blinking day!!!!...

on the up not the client got me a little pressie (thats nice)...I was talking about the "extras" on my new sigma......metal arm and wheels etc.....he came up with this for me:



and it works a treat......total saving £50.00...hehehehheheee....... on to the job in hand:











almost done........floor is complete and there is a little to do on the walls.....oh well.........I managed to sneak a photo of the client......here he is!!!



hehehhehehehheehheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......moaner!

all the best lads

Lee

 

[John Benton]

Haha Picture 7 :-

Sounds like "Tanker"

Great work Lee, but are you allowed to tile on top of tiles? :sofahide:

 

[DHTiling]

That bloke looks like Ray..:lol:


Oh and the Sigma pro stand £0 .. :lol: :lol:

 

[Protilers]

Haha Picture 7 :-

Sounds like "Tanker"

Great work Lee, but are you allowed to tile on top of tiles? :sofahide:

hhahahahhahahahaaaa................I am not going to get into that!!!!!.........but I have to confess.......this whole post has been a bit of a joke.........

the bloke in the picture is RayTT.........and I have to say he is a great bloke (and a million miles away from sounds like "tanker")........

his brother on the other hand.......well!.....hehehheheheheeeeeee

 

[John Benton]

It wasn't a joke Lee, you were asking him what he thought of his brother and he was being polite rather than speaking out loud :lol:

 

[Protilers]

hhahahahahha....I have to admit John........we have done a bit of tiling............but the abuse is constant.....and then there is the f'in and gef'in.............they are unstopable......

you lot are lucky this is a photo post.......if I had recorded this job and uploaded it to youtube for you to see and hear......OMG.......you would have laughed your **** off.......

all the best

Lee....

 

[John Benton]

Chuckle Brothers

 

[DHTiling]

Some good threads by Lee on here.. Deffo IMHO a candidate for a shiny Green badge

 

[Protilers]

Chuckle Brothers

thank f..........you did not get chuckle vision!!!!!

hheehhehehehehehheheeeeeee

 

[Gazzer]

I agree Dave, but would Lee want it ?

 

[Spud]

Lee believe me Ray and Ricky have mellowed with age they were complete work-aholics when they were tiling everyday had some good times working with them