I have some fantastic news...!!!

[Andy Allen]

You've been chosen to represent Gloucester in the UK campanology championship.

Nope

 

[WetSaw]

Great Aunt Maud has left you her collection of 18th century chamber pots in her will.

 

[WetSaw]

The neighbours cat actually crapped in it's own garden.

 

[cam_low]

Michael Jackson is not your real father, now you can look at that man in the mirror and know that you are still alone but, remember that time you didn't stop til you got enough, it was then you knew you wanted to be startin somethin'?

 

[PaulSmith]

You've bought the Mrs an easter egg!

 

[Andy Allen]

You've bought the Mrs an easter egg!

Nope

 

[Andy Allen]

Michael Jackson is not your real father, now you can look at that man in the mirror and know that you are still alone but, remember that time you didn't stop til you got enough, it was then you knew you wanted to be startin somethin'?

Nope

 

[Andy Allen]

The neighbours cat actually crapped in it's own garden.

Nope

 

[Andy Allen]

Great Aunt Maud has left you her collection of 18th century chamber pots in her will.

Nope

 

[Andy Allen]

I'll give you a clue..
Today I have achieved something that only 7 other people have achieved before me...🙂