J O K E S !

[Eddie]

Yes, i know , i couldnt find the first one so i posted it again. Doh:happy:
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a man staggers into hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a 5 iron wrapped around his throat. Doctor asked, what happened to you? Well i was playing golf with my wife,when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows.I found one stuck in a cows fa**y, i yelled to my wife, this looks like yours. i dont remember much after that

 

[yrag1964]

if I won the lottery I would buy a race horse and call it "MY FACE" just think when it was running down the home straight and all the women are shouting "COME ON MY FACE"

Paddy gets killed in a fire and his body is so badly burned it is unrecognisable , his two mates seamus and patrick said they would identify if it is him, the first one walks in, turns the body over and says that is'nt him, the second one walks in and turns the body over and says no thats not him, the doctor asks them why they knew it was not him, seamus replies "cos whenever we go anywhere the people always say Oh here comes Paddy with the two arse holes"

 

[Yorkie]

two parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other "Can you smell fish?"

 

[DHTiling]

older than gaz@topps that 1 kenny.......dave...

 

[Yorkie]

lol A man walks into a pub with a bull frog on his head the barman says
"what the bloody hell happened here mate" to which the bullfrog replied " well it all started with a small wart on my arse"

 

[DHTiling]

sinner in confesion box...
forgive me father coz i have sinned.
1. i **********
2. i shag lots
3. i shag dogs
4.i luv dildo's up my bum.

Priest say's is that you kenny.( DiamondTraining )...lol lol.......dave..

 

[Yorkie]

etut tut, I wonder what you edited dave

 

[DHTiling]

soz mate...but couldnt print full joke lol lol.........dave...

 

[Yorkie]

Qusimodo is feeling rather low one morning so he consults his magic mirror
"mirror mirror on the wall who's the ugliest of them all" the mirror replies "who the **** is this dhceramics lo lol

 

[DHTiling]

ones a piece..lol lol...........dave..

 

[yrag1964]

Bloke has a party where everyone comes as an emotion, the first guest turns up painted green with N V written on his chest, I'm green with envy he says, the next guest turns up in a pink body stocking with feathers round her naughty bits, I'm tickled pink she says. next two guests are irish, one with his dick in a bowl of custard and the other with his stuck in a pear! the host is shocked and asks what they have come as, the irishman replies well I'm fu****g discustard and seamus has come in dispear!!!