J O K E S !

[DHTiling]

sinner in confesion box...
forgive me father coz i have sinned.
1. i **********
2. i shag lots
3. i shag dogs
4.i luv dildo's up my bum.

Priest say's is that you kenny.( DiamondTraining )...lol lol.......dave..

 

[Yorkie]

etut tut, I wonder what you edited dave🙂

 

[DHTiling]

soz mate...but couldnt print full joke lol lol.........dave...

 

[Yorkie]

Qusimodo is feeling rather low one morning so he consults his magic mirror
"mirror mirror on the wall who's the ugliest of them all" the mirror replies "who the **** is this dhceramics lo lol

 

[DHTiling]

ones a piece..lol lol...........dave..

 

[yrag1964]

Bloke has a party where everyone comes as an emotion, the first guest turns up painted green with N V written on his chest, I'm green with envy he says, the next guest turns up in a pink body stocking with feathers round her naughty bits, I'm tickled pink she says. next two guests are irish, one with his dick in a bowl of custard and the other with his stuck in a pear! the host is shocked and asks what they have come as, the irishman replies well I'm fu****g discustard and seamus has come in dispear!!!