Joke of the day

[grumpygrouter]

Pretty soon we will not be able to speak...for fear of offending mutes !!

Got to agree Gaz mate. I thought the whole essence of comedy was making light of the world around you. If people can't see when something is meant to be a joke then the world is becoming a very sad place. If you want to offend people you do it in a straight forward way by giving out an insult.

Comedy is comedy! Whether someone finds the gag/joke/comedy funny or not is a different matter but, in my opinion, it is JUST A JOKE!

Grumpy

 

[Jimmy Boy]

Pretty soon we will not be able to speak...for fear of offending mutes !!

So therefore :

Old Mother Hubbard - offensive to people who are on the dole or live in Preston.

Wee Willy Winkie - Offensive to Dwarves.

Ding Dong Bell - Animal Cruelty.

Georgie Porgie - Offensive to Obese and Homosexuals.

Goosey Goosey Gander - Violence to old people.

The Grand Old Duke Of York - Promotes a class system and armies for war.

I Love Little ***** - Offensive to women who have been round the block.

Jack Spratt - Offensive to Fatties and Anorexics.

I'm A Little Tea Pot - Gays again offended.

London Bridge Is Falling Down - promotes Terrorism.

Ride A **** Horse To Banbury Cross - Beastiality.

Simple Simon - offends the retarded.

There was a crooked man - offends Gordon Brown or here in the South Ken Livingstone.

Three Blind Mice - offends the visually impared and promotes animal cruelty.

Why don't we just update a few :

like 'sticks and stones' could become 'guns and knives' ?

But sticks and stones might actually offend people who like to carry out 'honour' killings.

Or what about This Little Piggy Went To Market .... I won't even go there ......

 

[GazTech]

So therefore :

Old Mother Hubbard - offensive to people who are on the dole or live in Preston.

Wee Willy Winkie - Offensive to Dwarves.

Ding Dong Bell - Animal Cruelty.

Georgie Porgie - Offensive to Obese and Homosexuals.

Goosey Goosey Gander - Violence to old people.

The Grand Old Duke Of York - Promotes a class system and armies for war.

I Love Little ***** - Offensive to women who have been round the block.

Jack Spratt - Offensive to Fatties and Anorexics.

I'm A Little Tea Pot - Gays again offended.

London Bridge Is Falling Down - promotes Terrorism.

Ride A **** Horse To Banbury Cross - Beastiality.

Simple Simon - offends the retarded.

There was a crooked man - offends Gordon Brown or here in the South Ken Livingstone.

Three Blind Mice - offends the visually impared and promotes animal cruelty.

Why don't we just update a few :

like 'sticks and stones' could become 'guns and knives' ?

But sticks and stones might actually offend people who like to carry out 'honour' killings.

Or what about This Little Piggy Went To Market .... I won't even go there ......

Thanks Jimmy for the best post so far in 2008....you would make great stand up guy....you had me in stitches.....Gaz

 

[Jimmy Boy]

Could not think of anything for Little Red Riding Hood, other than Russian contraceptive.
:rolleyes4:

 

[GazTech]

Could not think of anything for Little Red Riding Hood, other than Russian contraceptive.
:rolleyes4:

pmsl...v clever

 

[Falcone]

Got to agree Gaz mate. I thought the whole essence of comedy was making light of the world around you. If people can't see when something is meant to be a joke then the world is becoming a very sad place. If you want to offend people you do it in a straight forward way by giving out an insult.

Comedy is comedy! Whether someone finds the gag/joke/comedy funny or not is a different matter but, in my opinion, it is JUST A JOKE!

Grumpy

I'm lost!! I hope my post about it being "waisis" wasnt taken seriously? lol...I was kidding. I posted it coz that little chinese dude in the thumbnail is funny :lol: