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Pretty soon we will not be able to speak...for fear of offending mutes !!
Got to agree Gaz mate. I thought the whole essence of comedy was making light of the world around you. If people can't see when something is meant to be a joke then the world is becoming a very sad place. If you want to offend people you do it in a straight forward way by giving out an insult.

Comedy is comedy! Whether someone finds the gag/joke/comedy funny or not is a different matter but, in my opinion, it is JUST A JOKE!

Grumpy
 
Pretty soon we will not be able to speak...for fear of offending mutes !!


So therefore :

Old Mother Hubbard - offensive to people who are on the dole or live in Preston.

Wee Willy Winkie - Offensive to Dwarves.

Ding Dong Bell - Animal Cruelty.

Georgie Porgie - Offensive to Obese and Homosexuals.

Goosey Goosey Gander - Violence to old people.

The Grand Old Duke Of York - Promotes a class system and armies for war.

I Love Little ***** - Offensive to women who have been round the block.

Jack Spratt - Offensive to Fatties and Anorexics.

I'm A Little Tea Pot - Gays again offended.

London Bridge Is Falling Down - promotes Terrorism.

Ride A **** Horse To Banbury Cross - Beastiality.

Simple Simon - offends the retarded.

There was a crooked man - offends Gordon Brown or here in the South Ken Livingstone.

Three Blind Mice - offends the visually impared and promotes animal cruelty.

Why don't we just update a few :

like 'sticks and stones' could become 'guns and knives' ?

But sticks and stones might actually offend people who like to carry out 'honour' killings.

Or what about This Little Piggy Went To Market .... I won't even go there ......
 
So therefore :

Old Mother Hubbard - offensive to people who are on the dole or live in Preston.

Wee Willy Winkie - Offensive to Dwarves.

Ding Dong Bell - Animal Cruelty.

Georgie Porgie - Offensive to Obese and Homosexuals.

Goosey Goosey Gander - Violence to old people.

The Grand Old Duke Of York - Promotes a class system and armies for war.

I Love Little ***** - Offensive to women who have been round the block.

Jack Spratt - Offensive to Fatties and Anorexics.

I'm A Little Tea Pot - Gays again offended.

London Bridge Is Falling Down - promotes Terrorism.

Ride A **** Horse To Banbury Cross - Beastiality.

Simple Simon - offends the retarded.

There was a crooked man - offends Gordon Brown or here in the South Ken Livingstone.

Three Blind Mice - offends the visually impared and promotes animal cruelty.

Why don't we just update a few :

like 'sticks and stones' could become 'guns and knives' ?

But sticks and stones might actually offend people who like to carry out 'honour' killings.

Or what about This Little Piggy Went To Market .... I won't even go there ......
Thanks Jimmy for the best post so far in 2008....you would make great stand up guy....you had me in stitches.....Gaz
 
Could not think of anything for Little Red Riding Hood, other than Russian contraceptive.
:rolleyes4:
 
Got to agree Gaz mate. I thought the whole essence of comedy was making light of the world around you. If people can't see when something is meant to be a joke then the world is becoming a very sad place. If you want to offend people you do it in a straight forward way by giving out an insult.

Comedy is comedy! Whether someone finds the gag/joke/comedy funny or not is a different matter but, in my opinion, it is JUST A JOKE!

Grumpy

I'm lost!! I hope my post about it being "waisis" wasnt taken seriously? lol...I was kidding. I posted it coz that little chinese dude in the thumbnail is funny :lol:
 

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