joke of the Day

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

Man tells his Friend I have a 40 stone gorilla living in my house, Friend askes where does it sleep? man replies "anywhere it bloody likes":sofahide:

 

[Dougs Third Go]

Man tells his Friend I have a 40 stone gorilla living in my house, Friend askes where does it sleep? man replies "anywhere it bloody likes":sofahide:

I'd heard a more ahem "adult" version of that Phil, not suitable for general chat though ha ha!

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

I have told this before it is not a joke but I thought it was funny, true story, my mate was pricing some high end work for a very wealthy Asian doctor.
He gave the price, the doctor asked " is that a good price?" my mate replied "well I like it"

 

[High Peak Tiling]

ha ha very good Phil.

Has the Trainee ran out of jokes~?