Joke of the day

[Fekin]

Oh dear..... that was quite bad

 

[Falcone]

scottishman Englishman Irishman Chineseman jokes....!!! uh oh.... THATS WAISIS!!


lol

 

[Jimmy Boy]

How's this for a joke?

[DLMURL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7204635.stm[/DLMURL]

How about 'Three Little Cowboy Builders' offending builders. pmsl

 

[grumpygrouter]

Gervase has a seafood restaurant, he accepts as he does every morning fresh produce ,and among the catch is a green squid with a moustache. The squid is placed in a tank with the rest for customers to choose their meal. That evening, a customer chooses said squid and Gervase takes it to the kitchen to kill and prepare with his cleaver, as he does it is spitting and swearing and biting in a total frenzy. As he raises his cleaver the squid looks at him with sad eyes and and a sorry whimper,Gervase could not do it. He called for his German washer upper Hans, he also raises the cleaver but hasnt the heart to deal the final blow.
It goes to show ' Hans that does dishes, can be as soft as Gervase, with wild green hairy lip squid'

LOL, that has to be one of the worst I have ever read/heard!:yes:

Grumpy

 

[GazTech]

Pretty soon we will not be able to speak...for fear of offending mutes !!

 

[grumpygrouter]

Pretty soon we will not be able to speak...for fear of offending mutes !!

Got to agree Gaz mate. I thought the whole essence of comedy was making light of the world around you. If people can't see when something is meant to be a joke then the world is becoming a very sad place. If you want to offend people you do it in a straight forward way by giving out an insult.

Comedy is comedy! Whether someone finds the gag/joke/comedy funny or not is a different matter but, in my opinion, it is JUST A JOKE!

Grumpy

 

[Jimmy Boy]

Pretty soon we will not be able to speak...for fear of offending mutes !!

So therefore :

Old Mother Hubbard - offensive to people who are on the dole or live in Preston.

Wee Willy Winkie - Offensive to Dwarves.

Ding Dong Bell - Animal Cruelty.

Georgie Porgie - Offensive to Obese and Homosexuals.

Goosey Goosey Gander - Violence to old people.

The Grand Old Duke Of York - Promotes a class system and armies for war.

I Love Little ***** - Offensive to women who have been round the block.

Jack Spratt - Offensive to Fatties and Anorexics.

I'm A Little Tea Pot - Gays again offended.

London Bridge Is Falling Down - promotes Terrorism.

Ride A **** Horse To Banbury Cross - Beastiality.

Simple Simon - offends the retarded.

There was a crooked man - offends Gordon Brown or here in the South Ken Livingstone.

Three Blind Mice - offends the visually impared and promotes animal cruelty.

Why don't we just update a few :

like 'sticks and stones' could become 'guns and knives' ?

But sticks and stones might actually offend people who like to carry out 'honour' killings.

Or what about This Little Piggy Went To Market .... I won't even go there ......

 

[GazTech]

So therefore :

Old Mother Hubbard - offensive to people who are on the dole or live in Preston.

Wee Willy Winkie - Offensive to Dwarves.

Ding Dong Bell - Animal Cruelty.

Georgie Porgie - Offensive to Obese and Homosexuals.

Goosey Goosey Gander - Violence to old people.

The Grand Old Duke Of York - Promotes a class system and armies for war.

I Love Little ***** - Offensive to women who have been round the block.

Jack Spratt - Offensive to Fatties and Anorexics.

I'm A Little Tea Pot - Gays again offended.

London Bridge Is Falling Down - promotes Terrorism.

Ride A **** Horse To Banbury Cross - Beastiality.

Simple Simon - offends the retarded.

There was a crooked man - offends Gordon Brown or here in the South Ken Livingstone.

Three Blind Mice - offends the visually impared and promotes animal cruelty.

Why don't we just update a few :

like 'sticks and stones' could become 'guns and knives' ?

But sticks and stones might actually offend people who like to carry out 'honour' killings.

Or what about This Little Piggy Went To Market .... I won't even go there ......

Thanks Jimmy for the best post so far in 2008....you would make great stand up guy....you had me in stitches.....Gaz

 

[Jimmy Boy]

Could not think of anything for Little Red Riding Hood, other than Russian contraceptive.
:rolleyes4:

 

[GazTech]

Could not think of anything for Little Red Riding Hood, other than Russian contraceptive.
:rolleyes4:

pmsl...v clever

 

[Falcone]

Got to agree Gaz mate. I thought the whole essence of comedy was making light of the world around you. If people can't see when something is meant to be a joke then the world is becoming a very sad place. If you want to offend people you do it in a straight forward way by giving out an insult.

Comedy is comedy! Whether someone finds the gag/joke/comedy funny or not is a different matter but, in my opinion, it is JUST A JOKE!

Grumpy

I'm lost!! I hope my post about it being "waisis" wasnt taken seriously? lol...I was kidding. I posted it coz that little chinese dude in the thumbnail is funny :lol: