Joke thread

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Two husbands were having a conversation, First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

 

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

 

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A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.” The friend says, “Why not?” The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”

 

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In the Times on Wednesday​

 

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[John Benton]

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?



























I wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on my face!!!

 

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I don't see how you'd get around this one.. Top notch stuff ! Ha ha

 

[Ian]

 

[John Benton]

 

[Ian]