Kids - how much????!!!!!

[Deleted member 9966]

Cheers for all the good wishes Guess I'd better get used to being skint and walking around covered in vomit

Good tip about the TX1200N doubling up as a pram, but unfortunately I don't think it comes with a car seat

it's not proper vomit tho jimbob. it's just milky sicky wet stuff. no chunks involved.

baby wipes work really well at getting baby sick and baby milk out of fabric sofas and carpets. just be prepared for lighter patches after you've cleaned up. or buy a leather sofa and a ground sheet

 

[jimbob]

it's not proper vomit tho jimbob. it's just milky sicky wet stuff. no chunks involved.

baby wipes work really well at getting baby sick and baby milk out of fabric sofas and carpets. just be prepared for lighter patches after you've cleaned up. or buy a leather sofa and a ground sheet

Maybe not, but anything which has gone down and come back up is not good!

I'd love a leather sofa, but the poxy cat would rip it to shreds :mad2:
Think I'll just have to make do with dust covers over everything :smilewinkgrin:

 

[faithhealer]

best bit is when babies sneeze when you are feeding them and you spent all day chiselling 'food' off your face. happy days

 

[Deleted member 9966]

I never appreciated the sicky burps that soaked all down my back... got wise to that and used a towel over whichever shoulder the baby was being burped on :hurray:

 

[jimbob]

I started this thread looking for reassurance - I've now been completely put off!!

How do I put something up on the "For sale" forums??!! :lol:

 

[Deleted member 9966]

I started this thread looking for reassurance - I've now been completely put off!!

How do I put something up on the "For sale" forums??!! :lol:

nah, you need the babys r us forum or something :lol:

don't think the mrs will be impressed with the for sale sign on her bump :yikes:

you'll do fine, it comes naturally anyway :hurray:

 

[jimbob]

nah, you need the babys r us forum or something :lol:

don't think the mrs will be impressed with the for sale sign on her bump :yikes:

you'll do fine, it comes naturally anyway :hurray:

I'd wait until after the birth - I'm not totally insensitive!!:smilewinkgrin:

 

[jay]

kids and money or should it be kids or money you cant have both and grr changing nappies doesnt come naturally:8:

 

[Deleted member 9966]

kids and money or should it be kids or money you cant have both and grr changing nappies doesnt come naturally:8:

not to blokes it doesn't I must admit :lol:

practice, practice, practice

 

[jay]

it still amazes me that something so small can fill a nap every hour and the smell nearly always made my eyes water:8:

 

[Deleted member 9966]

it still amazes me that something so small can fill a nap every hour and the smell nearly always made my eyes water:8:

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[jimbob]

it still amazes me that something so small can fill a nap every hour and the smell nearly always made my eyes water:8:

Is it any wonder with those little jars of coloured slop that they are fed?!

 

[Deleted member 9966]

Is it any wonder with those little jars of coloured slop that they are fed?!

you don't feed them the jar stuff until they're about 6-9 months old tho!

 

[jimbob]

you don't feed them the jar stuff until they're about 6-9 months old tho!

I'd better get myself a "babies for dummies" book!

 

[jay]

but the jars smell alright its the trip from mouth to nap and it happens so quick :8: