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A couple found that the only way to pull off a
weekend 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the house was to send
him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on what
was happening.
He began his commentary as his parents put their
plan into operation. 'There's a car being towed from the parking bay,'
he shouted. 'An ambulance just drove by!' 'Looks like the Anderson 's
have company,' he called out. 'Matt's riding a new bike!' 'Looks like
the Sanders are moving!' 'Jason is on his skate board!'
After a
few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are shagging!!' Startled, his
mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you
know they're shagging?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his
balcony with a Mars
Bar.'
weekend 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the house was to send
him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on what
was happening.
He began his commentary as his parents put their
plan into operation. 'There's a car being towed from the parking bay,'
he shouted. 'An ambulance just drove by!' 'Looks like the Anderson 's
have company,' he called out. 'Matt's riding a new bike!' 'Looks like
the Sanders are moving!' 'Jason is on his skate board!'
After a
few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are shagging!!' Startled, his
mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you
know they're shagging?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his
balcony with a Mars
Bar.'
