Mondays off for me

[Dan]

I dislike jeremy kyle and the cross-breads that go on it and watch it! - Who on earth has family issues and wants the world to know about it on a show that still wont fix the problems.

The lie detector part kills me. They always say they're innocent but nearly always fail the test. Why the hell they deny it in the first place is beyond me.

Kyle: Tut, you bad man.

 

[Deleted member 9966]

Liz, of all the "funny things" I've learned here at TF, Mr. Kyle and his show is maybe the most entertaining! :yikes:

I'm sure you've seen the Jerry Springer show over there Rob, just imagine that with loads of British chavs who have more tattoos and jewellery than they have teeth :lol:

To prevent me having to endure such awfulness during my maternity leave, myself and Baby GRR shall be spending plenty of time at the park, at the lake feeding the ducks, at Granny and Grandads and just generally anywhere else other than in front of the TV. I refuse to warp my own fragile little mind, let alone Baby GRR's!!

 

[Dan]

Too right Liz.

Since the other half has been working with me we've occupied all our time with our heads burried in laptops, on the sunny days we were on the patio with them and the birds. Orrr we've been out visiting family or if you've seen our FB, checking in at various places for lunch. lol

Noooo way will sprog be left in front of the telly.

 

[Ian]

I'm sure you've seen the Jerry Springer show over there Rob, just imagine that with loads of British chavs who have more tattoos and jewellery than they have teeth :lol:

To prevent me having to endure such awfulness during my maternity leave, myself and Baby GRR shall be spending plenty of time at the park, at the lake feeding the ducks, at Granny and Grandads and just generally anywhere else other than in front of the TV. I refuse to warp my own fragile little mind, let alone Baby GRR's!!

I don't know if you've looked this far ahead yet Liz, but Charlotte went to baby group meetings throughout her maternity leave and they sound brill (I've never been to one!) the parents and kids get to play with different textures every week, like sand, paint, plasticine and they loved it, educational aswel (it's government funded, so it's free) She still goes for a couple of hours on a friday and it gives the kids time to play with each other and all the mothers time to drink tea and chat about Jeremy Kyle! :lol:

 

[Rob Z]

Bri LoL !


Liz, Jerry Springer isn't as interesting because I'm around all those good ol' made-in-the-USA inbreds that are on there. Jeremy and his "guests" are more entertaining because they are so bloody chavtastic!

(Dan, No, I don't really like that crap :smilewinkgrin: )

 

[Rob Z]

Liz, bravo to you and your plan to keep Baby GRR away from the damn television!