Movies And Cinema Thread - Favourite Films And What's On?

[Dan]

Just watched Human Centipede, what the ..... when the front guy finally has to go . Couldn't help thinking if they had snickers floor layers with the D30 pads in at least their knees would be ok!

That's one of the weirdest films going. There's a 2 which is just as weird if not more weird. And apparently a 3 but I haven't seen that one.

 

[Old Mod]

You ain't seen nothing till you've seen 'Sharknado' haha

 

[Blunt Tool]

Remember the kids watching these two films

 

[Old Mod]

View attachment 90492 View attachment 90493 Remember the kids watching these two films

You mean you don't really watch the sci-Fi channel? Haha

 

[Blunt Tool]

You mean you don't really watch the sci-Fi channel? Haha

Wife worried, I'm always watching the crime investigation channel.

 

[Old Mod]

Wife worried, I'm always watching the crime investigation channel.

Pm me, we can sort it out!
You seen 'throw mamma from the train' right? Haha

 

[Blunt Tool]

Was in to see King Arthur last night, seen worse think it was Hamlet with Mel Gibson! David Beckham won't win an oscar

 

[Time's Ran Out]

I'am waiting to they make a remake of the 'confessions' films - confessions of a tiler!
Robin Asquith in a bathroom with an undressed lady waiting for the 'blind' man to measure up for the Venetians!

 

[Blunt Tool]

Anyone remember this film?

 

[Old Mod]

View attachment 90797 Anyone remember this film?

Bit late for a pop quiz Ian, you'd probably do better with a pub quiz!

 

[Old Mod]

I'm sure I'll know it, when you've told us.
Bend it like Beckham?
Kes? Haha

 

[Blunt Tool]

I'm sure I'll know it, when you've told us.
Bend it like Beckham?
Kes? Haha

Rita, Sue and Bob too

 

[Old Mod]

Yes yes of course it is! Haha dirty old man, him not you! Haha

 

[Blunt Tool]

Just told my little nephew that Optimus Prime can be killed easily as he's mostly made of aluminium and if I mix up a bag of cement addy and throw it over him hydrogen will do the rest! Unless of course he has been primed and that's why he called that?

 

[Andy Allen]

Just watched hacksaw ridge
Best film ever ..... Definitely recommend it.