Neigh, that can't be right!!

[White Room]

Just been in Tesco cafe and ordered a burger. The waitress asked if I wanted anything on it. So I had a fiver each way.

 

[Ian]

I can't be horsed to read anymore of these jokes, they're so lame.

 

[Ajax123]

I had to gargle with TCP after my tesco burger. There was nothing wrong with the taste I just felt a little horse...

 

[Ajax123]

Breaking news... Monty roberts has quiet time with tesco beefburgers

 

[Ajax123]

Free pack of strepsils with every pack of tesco Beefburgers....

 

[Dougs Third Go]

hamburgers,,,,an anagram of shergar bum.

 

[Ajax123]

Breaking news.... A man has been arrested for harassing his local Tesco store after mistaking it for a brothel.... Police spokesman said "we tried to tell him it was HORSE.... "

 

[DHTiling]

Eating these burgers could result in being admitted to horsepital.

 

[Dougs Third Go]

After the horse meat in burgers debacle . Inspectors in Wales have found human DNA in sheep