Nothing to do tomorrow and I might be a little bored..........

[diamondtiling]

.............So I thought I might have a trip around Sainsburys dropping 12" cucumbers and KY jelly into people's trolleys/baskets...just for a laugh.

What do you think?

:8::8::8:

 

[White Room]

:yikes::yikes::yikes:

 

[Spud]

why arent you at work?

 

[diamondtiling]

:yikes::yikes::yikes:

Dont give me that shocked look Mark, you just pm'd me the idea.


:helpsmilie:

 

[doug boardley]

I think it's a great idea! might do the same in Asda:incazzato:tomorrow :lol::lol:

 

[White Room]

Could be fun though:lol::lol:

 

[diamondtiling]

why arent you at work?

The room is too hot, it is drying the addy in minutes and I have asked the customer to tell maintenance to turn the heating or hot water down or I am not going back, I have a large air conditioner in the room and it cant cope.

Its like working on the beach with no windows.

:conehead:

 

[faithhealer]

go to Asda, fill trolley full of booze and put a bag of nappies on top. Then tell the checkout girl you can't afford the nappies! Always goes down a storm!

 

[paul flight]

what flavour is that jelly???:yikes:

 

[diamondtiling]

what flavour is that jelly???:yikes:

The one you had last night with the ice cream.

 

[SandyFloor]

go to Asda, fill trolley full of booze and put a bag of nappies on top. Then tell the checkout girl you can't afford the nappies! Always goes down a storm!

A mate of mine's wife asked him to get her a new vacuum cleaner while he was in town. He got one from Currys and asked the middle aged female sales assistant to gift wrap it for his wife's birthday. Apparently her reaction verged on the verbally violent.

 

[diamondtiling]

A mate of mine's wife asked him to get her a new vacuum cleaner while he was in town. He got one from Currys and asked the middle aged female sales assistant to gift wrap it for his wife's birthday. Apparently her reaction verged on the verbally violent.

She should have been happy in the warm thoughts that a fellow female was getting a prezzie in the shape of a wrapped up hoover, I know I would be happy just thinking of the look on my partners (female) face.

:lol:

 

[faithhealer]

A mate of mine's wife asked him to get her a new vacuum cleaner while he was in town. He got one from Currys and asked the middle aged female sales assistant to gift wrap it for his wife's birthday. Apparently her reaction verged on the verbally violent.

Definitely trying that one

 

[SandyFloor]

She should have been happy in the warm thoughts that a fellow female was getting a prezzie in the shape of a wrapped up hoover, I know I would be happy just thinking of the look on my partners (female) face.

:lol:

We really need new terms to differentiate between female partners, male partners and business partners, don't we? Why don't you spend tomorrow thinking up some? Too late for me tho, got married to avoid that confusion.:lol:

 

[diamondtiling]

We really need new terms to differentiate between female partners, male partners and business partners, don't we? Why don't you spend tomorrow thinking up some? Too late for me tho, got married to avoid that confusion.:lol:

Good job you pointed that out cos I thought you were a bird.

:yikes:

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