One -liners

[John Benton]

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

The other day I sat on a hairdryer. That put the wind up me

 

[Peter]

I wanted a personalised registration so I changed my name to H942 TSV

 

[John Benton]

The Inland Revenue - We've got what it takes, to take what you've got!

 

[John Benton]

Went on the holiday of a lifetime last year - never again!

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

When it comes to cosmetic surgery, a lot of people turn their noses up

 

[Andy Allen]

what do you call a man with a piece of ham on his head.....mohamhead..

 

[Andy Allen]

what do you call a man in the sea with no arms and legs.......bob

 

[John Benton]

What do you call a man stood between two buildings? Ali.

 

[John Benton]

what do you call a man with a piece of ham on his head.....mohamhead..

What do you call a man with a piece of ham on his head who's good at DIY? Ahmedmashed