One -liners

[White Room]

Jumping out of a helicopter by Hugo First

 

[CJ]

If he fell into a bag of **** he'd come out sucking his thumb.






Bri......slap me again.

 

[Old Mod]

Conjunctivitis.com - thats a site for sore eyes

Are u a fan if Stewart Feancis John?

 

[Spud]

Did you hear about the short sighted master floor layer , he Put the Lino up on his walls instead of the floor boom boom

 

[Dougs Third Go]

you may only be a butcher's daughter, but I can see your undercut is dripping..

 

[John Benton]

Are u a fan if Stewart Feancis John?

Funny man, also Milton Jones, Tim Vine can knock out a good one liner every now and then as well

 

[Old Mod]

Funny man, also Milton Jones, Tim Vine can knock out a good one liner every now and then as well

Doesn't Tim hold record for most gags in an hour? Stewarts my favourite, his timing is faultless for me.

 

[mz30]

knees up to chest, head between legs..................... 'cause that's how I roll

 

[Andy Allen]

Whst do you call an irish man on a bicycle. .

A dope pedlar. .