One -liners

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

When it comes to cosmetic surgery, a lot of people turn their noses up

 

[Andy Allen]

what do you call a man with a piece of ham on his head.....mohamhead..

 

[Andy Allen]

what do you call a man in the sea with no arms and legs.......bob

 

[John Benton]

What do you call a man stood between two buildings? Ali.

 

[John Benton]

what do you call a man with a piece of ham on his head.....mohamhead..

What do you call a man with a piece of ham on his head who's good at DIY? Ahmedmashed

 

[Old Mod]

So what if I can't spell Armageddon ....... It's not the end of the world!

 

[Old Mod]

I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger, the closer it gets.........
then it hit me!

 

[Old Mod]

I went to the zoo the other day, it only had one dog in it!
it was a 5hitzu!

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

Why couldn't they play cards on the Ark? Because Noah was standing on the deck

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

whats green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

 

[The D]

your so fat i swerved to avoid you and ran out of petrol

 

[m3fitter]

' Tiler will get over that '

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

LOL you like a kid beano ex fat boy PM me and you can really let -off your steam :welcome:

 

[The D]

what am i not aloud to play ???

 

[m3fitter]

oi ' NOBODY LOVES A FATBOY
BUT OOOOH CAN A FATBOY LOVE '