Our plumbing forum is offline at the moment - so let the lads come chat in this thread

[Darren Jackson]

Need to make your own i'm afraid.
No pounds left , spent it on kettle and tea bags, milk and coffee etc

Good job I have mi flask in the van, just need to negotiate mi way past the tubs of open tile adhesive, split bags of grout and tile adhesive floats left on the floor. Its like the flippin Krypton Factor round here. Are tiler's always this messy?

 

[last plumber]

Good job I have mi flask in the van, just need to negotiate mi way past the tubs of open tile adhesive, split bags of grout and tile adhesive floats left on the floor. Its like the flippin Krypton Factor round here. Are tiler's always this messy?

Yes. If you follow the white footprints you'll find the culprit. Make sure they are white though and not the ones with a hint of pink, they belong to the plasterer.
They are often more friendly than the tiler but like to pinch your biscuits as well as your tea bags

 

[oz-plumber]

You're welcome here.

You've helped us out in a past a few times when we've needed a forum fix.

We had no say in it!!!!

 

[oz-plumber]

Can we torment them?

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

 

[oz-plumber]

Ungrateful sods haven't even posted here lol

lol.........

I'm rotfpmsl at your 'lol'.

You throw us in a room full of 'Wannabee Plumbers', or 'People who couldn't cut is as a Plumber' and expect us to be happy!!!.

The sooner you get us back to where we belong the better!

It's not that I feel intimidated or inferior here, it's just some of the posts.

Cracked grout.
Tiling on uneven surfaces
Cutting porcelain tiles
Drilling porcelain tiles

Fella's, we're here to help.
Should you have any of these problems, come across to us.
We'll tell you how to sort these sorts of problem.

Don't be scared of us - most of us have our off days.
Chances are, if you ask questions on the Plumber Forum, there will be a few of us having an off day and we might be helpful.

Cheers,

Oz-Plumber

 

[Tile Shop]

Don't know why but I'm currently picturing the final battle in "Gangs of New York". Except the gang leaders squaring up, instead of Leo and DDL, are Sal DiBlasi and Super Mario.

In the words of Alan Partridge, "This is great banter"

I'm off to get some popcorn.

 

[Andy Allen]

We're getting invaded by the leaky brigade...!!
Will have to check back later, I'm off to look at another disaster job done by a plumber that thought he could tile.
When will they learn to leave the specialist jobs to the professionals...

BTW...I've nothing against plumbers..
Think everyone tiler should have one as a labourer...

 

[last plumber]

We're getting invaded by the leaky brigade...!!
Will have to check back later, I'm off to look at another disaster job done by a plumber that thought he could tile.
When will they learn to leave the specialist jobs to the professionals...

BTW...I've nothing against plumbers..
Think everyone tiler should have one as a labourer...

I can't believe tilers have their own Forum.
Bless you all!
Who helps to write your posts?

 

[Tile Shop]

I did good at skool me did. i do massages all on my own........

As you can see I got a plumber to spell and grammar check that one

 

[Ttt1601]

So it's because you DON'T feel inferior or intimidated that you felt the need to bring that up Yes? Overcompensating a bit I feel.

Look lads I know you lot can just about get out of bed and go and stick the odd bit of pipe in, but come we all know who the craftsmen round here are, I agree with @Andy Allen my best mate is a Plumber and when he is a good boy I let him come and Labour and grout for me on weekends. Gotta teach people some worthwhile Skills aye

 

[Andy Allen]

......easy this plumbing lark..

 

[last plumber]

Come on own up?

 

[Andy Allen]

Come on own up?

Pete the plumber....haha

 

[Matchless Plumb]

Hi lads,

I was just wondering if anyone knows how long the plumbersforum will be off ? I am sorry if this question is been already asked.

Kind regards

Ron

 

[Flintstone]

Haven't you plumbers got a **** pipe you should be fettlin' or something ?