As we are worldwide thought id put this in the arms to narrow the chances of an international incident.
Its an old one but I still like it
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
carry on.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked
sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The Englishman said,
'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. You English always have to show your passports on arrival
in France !"
The English senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
quietly explained,
''Well, when I came ashore at Gold Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help
liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a
passport to."
Its an old one but I still like it
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
carry on.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked
sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The Englishman said,
'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. You English always have to show your passports on arrival
in France !"
The English senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
quietly explained,
''Well, when I came ashore at Gold Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help
liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a
passport to."
