Perfect Queens English Page: 2

[user123]

They do say that the english language is one of the toughest to learn, you can see why...

That's only by people who have never tried to learn another language... English grammar is a doddle compared with many others...

 

[kendo1]

Klingon is straight forward.

 

[tommyzooom]

Dyslexics of the world untie

 

[kendo1]

My wife has left me a note:

"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."

Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes.

 

[kendo1]

DNA
National Dyslexic Association

 

[John Benton]

I'm Agnostic, an Insomniac and Dyslexic...

I wake up in the middle of the night, wondering if there is a dog.

 

[kendo1]

I have duja ve.

It's the feeling you've been dyslexic before.

 

[kendo1]

Met a dyslexic Yorkshireman yesterday.

He had a cat flap on his head.

 

[Muse2k8]

Whit are ye weans on aboot? And whits this aboot weking up windering if yon joogle is no foondered?


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I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=55.983268,-3.224387

 

[kendo1]

Insomniacs rule.