pope joke

[nybor62]

The pope has a heart attack, and is rushed to hospital.

He wakes up as he's being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses.

"Am I in heaven?" asks the disoriented pontiff.

"No" says one of the nurses.

"We're just taking a short cut through the childrens ward."

 

[doug boardley]

Rob!! had to move this into Arms, you can't say things like that in general chat, pontius gregory xviiii is a member here lol!

 

[Gall.B]

oooft, Frankie Boyle teritory there Rob :lol:

 

[jay]

Nice try tho :lol::lol:

 

[kilty55]

frankie boyles the business!! you a fan gall?

 

[Muse2k8]

I used to be a fan but I think he started trying to hard to be offensive and it stopped being funny

Kevin Bridges, John Bishop and Jason Manford top my funny bone poll atm.

 

[swanman]

John Bishop im not keen

 

[John Benton]

Lee Mack for me, so quick

 

[Muse2k8]

Lee mack comes in my top 5

 

[kilty55]

kevin bridges is good

 

[Gall.B]

frankie boyles the business!! you a fan gall?

Aye mate, seen him about a year ago hes some man.

Gonna see Kevin Bridges round your way in November.

Top 5

1 Frankie Boyle

2 Bill Hicks

3 Billy Connoly

4 Kevin Bridges

5 Lenny Bruce