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A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their mobile phones. The wife, being a total romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out having coffee with a friend.

She texted this:-

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you. XX."

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of chap, texted back:

"Am on the toilet.

Please advise."
 

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