Turned up to a job today , its an ensuite wetroom and there was a wackin great bulldog lying on the bed , the woman sez dont mind the dog hes an old fella and justs sleeps all day , so im working away and then i smelled this horrendous odour ,it was the dog bloody farting . well the whole day the bliddy thing farted and snored and when it woke up it licked its balls !! the bad news is i have another 3 days on this job , anybody got a gas mask ??? :mad2: :furious3: :lol:
