Snobby developer.

[dave l and l]

neighbour told me a couple of weeks ago that there is not meant to be white vans parked in cul de sac or satellite dishes, he said it is written down somewhere .he wasnt having a go .
i break both those rules and i have a campervan parked on drive

 

[WetSaw]

The covenants on my bungalow in the UK say I can't keep chickens or carry out work as a cobbler!

 

[One Day]

Just get a big sword, learn how to use it, build yourself a mott and bailey and defend your home.
Later on, go and 'conquer' someone else's piece of land...

Fast forward a few thousand years and this is the stupidity you've got!