Summer joke thread...........

[Blunt Tool]

 

[WetSaw]

I was in a Scottish bakers earlier and all of the cakes were 50p except for one so I asked him why, he replied "That one's Madeira cake".....

 

[Albert]

I was in a Scottish bakers earlier and all of the cakes were 50p except for one so I asked him why, he replied "That one's Madeira cake".....

Taxi

 

[Two-Trowels]

My wife said she wanted a divorce due to my obsession with Only Fools And Horses.

I said, ''ok, I'll get my suitcase from the van''

 

[Andy Allen]

What do you call a man in the sea with no arms and legs...?










BOB.. 🙂

 

[WetSaw]

What do you call a man in a pile of dried leaves?








Russell

 

[Andy Allen]

What do you call a man with ham on his head.








Mohamhead

 

[Two-Trowels]

What do you call a man with a spade in his head.


Doug.

 

[John Benton]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head









Cliff

 

[John Benton]

What do you call an Indian guy who's good at DIY








Hamedmashed




Think about it….