Things that don't make sense Here please

[peteablard]

Things that don't make sense.

How Women drivers cannot reverse a car.


One backed into my van yesterday. (*****).

A contracts manger for a firm I work for was parked on a university car park a few weeks ago. Apart from his car and one other it was empty, over 100 spaces in it. A woman pulled in and managed to take out the side of his new Audi:yikes:

 

[Andy Allen]

why are customers so surprised when you tell them you will be there at 8am to start work, and your there... at 8am......there still in bed..

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

WHY is it so hard to buy 40 bags of Weber OCR-T and have it delivered to reading ! when you are willing to pay straight-away !! do these companies want the work ??

 

[DHTiling]

Why is it , that when you pull the hairs on ya *** that ya eyes water , doesn't make sense. Lol.

 

[Martyn Leeds]

Why when you're doing a kitchen splashback do customers always leave everything out on the worktops, kettle, toaster, last nights mucky dishes...

 

[DHTiling]

It doesn't make sense that Plumbers think they can tile

 

[Andy Allen]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is there no word that rhymes with orange?

Why can you never open supermarket bags?

Is there ever a time when DFS don't have a sofa sale on?

hinge .....:smilewinkgrin:

 

[radim]

no experience -no job. how u get experience without job?

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

One thing I could never understand.



















That Chinese writing.:sofahide:

 

[Andy Allen]

why is every traffic light on red, when your late...:mad2:

 

[Stef]

It doesn't make sense that Plumbers think they can tile

It doesn't make sense that plumbers think they can plumb!!

 

[Mr Tiler]

why do single mothers who work more than 16 hours a week get no help from tax credits when mothers on the dole who work 15hrs 59 mins get extra money..... shocking.

 

[Mr Tiler]

and to whoever put the 'worlds most hated person' tag on my profile.... ouch!

 

[One Day]

The phrase "sleeping like a baby".

Anyone who's had children knows this was made up by someone childless!