Tilers Phrases

[Dan]

I thought i'd start a thread in here to honour Elliott's request in the suggestions room.

If you can think of any tile, tiling or tiler related phrases to give us a laugh, then shout about them in here

Here's a few to start:

"Pack up your trowels in your old kit bag and tile, tile, tile."

"Tile, though your back is aching,
Tile, even though it's breaking,
When there is grout in your eye
You'll get by....
....if you tile!"

The man worthwhile is the man with the tile.

 

[GazTech]

Grouting,grouting,grouting,got to keep on grouting,must just keep on grouting RAWGROUT,through wind and rain and weather,we do that mix together,making sure my sponge is by my side.Grouting,grouting,grouting,got to keep on grouting,must just keep on grouting RAWGROUT............RAWGROUT (sound of a whip cracking)

 

[formula one]

nice one gaz

 

[tony TLC]

sorry it took twenty mins to find the biscuits
and milk no sugar
or is the fuse gone in your kettle------ i have a spare
And my favorite from the customer is
CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOUR

 

[wivers]

If I had a rubi
I'd cut tiles in the morning
I'd cut tiles in the evening
All over this land
I'd cut tiles in the bathrrom
I'd cut tiles in the kitchen
I'd cut tiles in the bath the sink and even in the toilet
All over this land
If I had a sabila
I'd level in the morning
I'd level in the evening
All over this land
I'd level out my wardrobes
I'd level out my table
I'd level all the things i've done when i only had a Stanley
All over this land
If I had forum
I'd be on it in the morning
I'd be on it in the evening
All over this land
I'd write aload of Boll**
I'd write aload of waffle
I'd write until i got a slap from my bloody humpy mrs
All over this land
Well the forums got a dan
And the forums got a TJ
And the forums Gazza
All over this land
It's the place i like to go to
It's the place i get some freedom
so mrs can kiss my butt if she thinks i'm really boring
All over this land

 

[brian c]

wivers you've lost the plot m8. lol

 

[brian c]

OH S**t has that rapidset gone off AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:icon9:

 

[GazTech]

If I had a rubi
I'd cut tiles in the morning
I'd cut tiles in the evening
All over this land
I'd cut tiles in the bathrrom
I'd cut tiles in the kitchen
I'd cut tiles in the bath the sink and even in the toilet
All over this land
If I had a sabila
I'd level in the morning
I'd level in the evening
All over this land
I'd level out my wardrobes
I'd level out my table
I'd level all the things i've done when i only had a Stanley
All over this land
If I had forum
I'd be on it in the morning
I'd be on it in the evening
All over this land
I'd write aload of Boll**
I'd write aload of waffle
I'd write until i got a slap from my bloody humpy mrs
All over this land
Well the forums got a dan
And the forums got a TJ
And the forums Gazza
All over this land
It's the place i like to go to
It's the place i get some freedom
so mrs can kiss my butt if she thinks i'm really boring
All over this land

OH NO pads at the ready!!!!!!

 

[CON5933]

B*****d!...... said as the 1st tile on the monday morning 'with a hang over' breaks like a letter 'S'

 

[L & R CERAMICS]

B*****d!...... said as the 1st tile on the monday morning 'with a hang over' breaks like a letter 'S'

you know thats right kidder

 

[wivers]

 

[kapitan]

" when in doubt , give it a grout" as my granny used to say!! or " i dont pick em, i just stick em" when somebody comments on the ****ty lookin tiles your fixin!!! oh and wivers you need to get out more my son!!!

 

[wivers]

Lol ... so true Kap so true.
As i once wrote in a post along time ago. " I lay you pay , tiles fall off i run away! "

 

[tjsmiler]

You do make me laugh old son