very corny joke, just had to share

[doug boardley]

After 16 years of marriage, Jim the plumber left his wife Florence.The note on the table simply read "It's over Flo.​

 

[Stewart]

And she replied "our marriage went down the pan years ago"


Created on iPhone.....

 

[Andy Allen]

taxi for doug.........

 

[John Benton]

My mate signed up for one of those 'learn to be a plumber in 6 weeks' courses you see in the papers. His final exam was at 9am yesterday.
He turned up at 3pm, looked at the exam paper and said, "Looks like I am going to need a pen for this job - I will have to pop round to my suppliers for one. Be right back."
He came top of his class.

 

[doug boardley]

taxi for doug.........

I love the corny clean jokes like Tommy Cooper and Les Dawson used to tell.....but yes Andy, call me a taxi, and I'll call you,:lol: