weird clients

[murf]

just finished a job for a local artist. my task was to tile a bathroom near his studio, which had all glass walls. while i was there the client was painting a nude model who ,as it turned out, was his wife. ordinarily l would'nt have mlnded but she was well lnto her 60s with a body like mr burns from the simpsons. i could not keep my eyes off them the entire time with morbid fascination. before i left i took a peek at his work and in it she looked gorgeous. does anyone else have any weird clientele experiences. :8:

 

[grumpygrouter]

Not yet!

Grumpy

 

[DHTiling]

So i gather this tiling took you longer than priced for..was it worth it....:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[murf]

no, i'm still traumatiz:grouphug: ed

 

[White Room]

A room to plaster, There were blood splats on the ceiling and hole's punched in the partition wall's, The wife went to work and left me with the husband, one eye on him and one my work

 

[CJ]

Did ya get a cuppa:yes:

 

[White Room]

He did but I've never seen tea bubble like that before, could'nt work it out

 

[Ric]

blood on ceiling!! dents in wall, think you were finishing off a hidden room m8, body on the other side!!!

 

[GazTech]

I worked for a couple who worked for ICI, I arrived for work to tile kitchen walls and they were dressed in white paper boiler suits and latex gloves. They had been up all nite and had layed out the tiles on the dining room floor how they wanted every tile to be fixed to the walls, they even marked out every cut...I said thanks but if I had known, I could have dropped off some adhesive the previous night and they could have stuck them to the wall where they wanted them.....wierd....off they went to bed asking me to keep volume on radio down and only do wet cuts when they had had their sleep.

 

[grumpygrouter]

I worked for a couple who worked for ICI, I arrived for work to tile kitchen walls and they were dressed in white paper boiler suits and latex gloves. They had been up all nite and had layed out the tiles on the dining room floor how they wanted every tile to be fixed to the walls, they even marked out every cut...I said thanks but if I had known, I could have dropped off some adhesive the previous night and they could have stuck them to the wall where they wanted them.....wierd....off they went to bed asking me to keep volume on radio down and only do wet cuts when they had had their sleep.

WTF?

Love the smilie, where did you get that from?

Grumpy

 

[GazTech]

WTF?

Love the smilie, where did you get that from?

Grumpy

I pinch them of our USA cousins...lol

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[Fred]

Did a 40m2 conservatory a few summers ago in a well rich part of surrey. Daughter, 15.........omg, was home from boarding school with two mates. Swimming pool in garden. I was there all week and they were topless all week..............it was bad!!! I felt like a right perv just being there.

 

[White Room]

blood on ceiling!! dents in wall, think you were finishing off a hidden room m8, body on the other side!!!

I don't do patio's