When I first went self employed my Mrs worked as an accountants secretary. She said she'd do my books so I got her a book called "Basic Accounting" for Christmas. She didn't seem too pleased with it....
I think I mite get mine a dog coz I'm sick of her sitting next to me on the sofa a pet should divert her attention away from me so I can sit on my phone more looking at tools
Old joke but good one , what do you get the wife for Xmas ? ...... Dildo and a pair of slippers ,if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f ...k herself