What you get the wife for Xmas

[Kyle Knowles]

I think I mite get mine a dog coz I'm sick of her sitting next to me on the sofa a pet should divert her attention away from me so I can sit on my phone more looking at tools

 

[andy-p]

When the Mrs aks me what im getting her for christmas , i point to the ceiling and tell er " A roof over your head "

 

[Spud]

Old joke but good one , what do you get the wife for Xmas ? ...... Dildo and a pair of slippers ,if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f ...k herself