Tilers: Why Not Say Good Morning Before Work?

[LM]

Morning guys. Just when I was starting to think winter may be at an end along comes another beast from the east

 

[Andy Allen]

I'm sat in the van having an early lunch to get away from the knob head customer that is really trying my patience !!!

He's now retired, but guess what he used to do.....???

 

[Albert]

I'm sat in the van having an early lunch to get away from the knob head customer that is really trying my patience !!!

He's now retired, but guess what he used to do.....???

Clerk of works

 

[GoneGuy]

I'm sat in the van having an early lunch to get away from the knob head customer that is really trying my patience !!!

He's now retired, but guess what he used to do.....???

Engineer

 

[Andy Allen]

Engineer

WINNER.....

Spot on mate.....and what a toss pot..!!

 

[GoneGuy]

WINNER.....

Spot on mate.....and what a toss pot..!!

I had one the other day, was laying a bamboo floor and he stood and watched all day and even picked what shade boardwent where.

 

[Andy Allen]

Should of know to of given this job a wide birth when he gave me a detailed drawing for 6m2 of tiling .!!!

Still I had a little chuckle when he ran out of boarder tiles because he never allowed for the window reveal...

And they got no more on stock..lol

 

[Andy Allen]

Update ......

just heard him on the phone to the tile Shop again, and he's now blaming them because the boarders are 98 mm... (he actually got his vernier caliper out and measured them) ...and not the 100 mm there ment to be....lol

 

[GoneGuy]

Update ......

just heard him on the phone to the tile Shop again, and he's now blaming them because the boarders are 98 mm... (he actually got his vernier caliper out and measured them) ...and not the 100 mm there ment to be....lol

Oh dear,

 

[Tile Shop]

Nominal sizing. calibre can vary from one batch to the next. Ask him to go a buy a piece of 2x4 and stick his calipers round that! The fact it will be 1.5x3.5" might send him over the edge

 

[Andy Allen]

Already told him to take his vernier caliper to the tile Shop and measure it In front of them..

I'm sure they will be thrilled....!

 

[Italy]

morning tilers

 

[Albert]

Good morning everyone

 

[Andy Allen]

Morning tilers......andysday for me.

 

[Old Mod]

Morning all