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[doug boardley]

Wots gannin on like? yon yanks cannae get gist ot accent?

 

[strummerman]

Wots gannin on like? yon yanks cannae get gist ot accent?

thats bad doug mate dont give up ur day job

 

[kilty55]

lol...

 

[kilty55]

i liked the canny bag o tudor advert years ago for crisps...i have no idea how that appeared in my head

 

[user123]

:lol: poor Cheryl ... only heard a bit of it, she got the sack because the Americans couldn't understand her, is that right?

 

[Ian]

Ashley has paid the shows producers off!

 

[doug boardley]

thats bad doug mate dont give up ur day job

feel free to translate Mike, must admit to yanging a bit o' westmorland twang in there:lol:

 

[user123]

Ashley has paid the shows producers off!

In the magazine cover headlines it says they want to get back together...and that she wanted him to come to America with her.. who knows...

 

[Stewart]

Sound like a big PR stunt to me......

 

[SandyFloor]

Damn it!...hope they don't send back Russell Brand too

 

[Stewart]

Damn it!...hope they don't send back Russell Brand too

Nothing wrong with Russell Brand, the mans a linguistic genius.....

 

[user123]

Nothing wrong with Russell Brand, the mans a linguistic genius.....

He's an odd one, isn't he, definitely a linguistic genius, but so gross at times, seriously offputting .. the mag headlines said his 7 months marriage is going down the drain, too...

 

[doug boardley]

see who can translate this....your a linguist G,

​

THE LAKELAND DIALECT SOCIETY​

[ What is it?.. .. I'll tell the'.]​

　​

We're nut stuck up er prood i't mooth ​

Fer t'main on us was bred in't fells,​

We're nobbut wiet, yammly, fwoak​

Off t'seeam switch as yersels.​

​

An' like yersels, we clag tight tull​

0't bits o'country ways an' looar;​

We like ta hod a crack aboot​

T'auld dale-fwoak' at hev gone afooar.​

​

Mi fadder, (an' nea doot he's reet),​

Sez t's main o't' fell fwoak er o't seame​

They "Hawk tagidder" on a drag,​

Till Foxy's brush is hung on t'beame.​

​

He sez 'at t' interest (like t' auld Fox)​

Is rousan 'noo fer thee an' me,​

Soo join, yersels, an git yer kin​

Ta join oor own Society.​

 

[user123]

see who can translate this....your a linguist G,

THE LAKELAND DIALECT SOCIETY

[ What is it?.. .. I'll tell the'.]

　

We're nut stuck up er prood i't mooth ​

We're not stuck up or proud in the mouth

Fer t'main on us was bred in't fells,​

for the main of us were bred in the fells

We're nobbut wiet, yammly, fwoak​

We're nothing but quiet normal(?) folk

Off t'seeam switch as yersels.​

Off????

An' like yersels, we clag tight tull​

and like ? we cling tight to all(each other?)

0't bits o'country ways an' looar;​

Other bits of old country ways and lore

We like ta hod a crack aboot​

we'd like to have a crack about

T'auld dale-fwoak' at hev gone afooar.​

but the old dale folk they have gone afar

Mi fadder, (an' nea doot he's reet),​

my father, (and no doubt he's right)

Sez t's main o't' fell fwoak er o't seame​

says this main out fallen folk are all the same

They "Hawk tagidder" on a drag,​

they "hawk and giggle" on a drag

Till Foxy's brush is hung on t'beame.​

Till Foxy's brush is hung on the beam

He sez 'at t' interest (like t' auld Fox)​

He says and the interest (like the old fox)

Is rousan 'noo fer thee an' me,​

is rising?/doing? nothing for you and me

Soo join, yersels, an git yer kin​

so join, people? locals? and get your kin

Ta join oor own Society.
to join our own society
​

phewwwww, that was hard, ok, how did I do? :lol:

 

[CJ]

I can't understand bloody Geordies either.