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[guy1976]

whats the weirdest place you got a job from? the other day i was driving past my local checking out the birds who were sitting outside in their little tops and mini skirts when the car in front of me had stopped and i drove into the back of him because i wasnt looking. so got out of my van to check the damage nothing on mine he had a tow bar on his car and i had bent the electric socket on it so change details ect. then a hour later he phones and says he needs a new bracket for his towbar £45 so agree to pay. then go over to his house to pay (better than going through insurance ) hes just had a concervatorie built and asks how much to tile the floor. agree price :wink_smile: £45 more than usual price obviously

 

[DHTiling]

i was once out walking a dog i used to have ( doberman ) i letting him have run about on some waste ground not far from where i live, anyway this woman came there aswell with her dog and proceeded to let her dog off, both dogs started fighting as they do, i seperated them and she then let rip into me calling me allsorts and then stormed off leaving me gobsmacked, then about 4-5 weeks later gets phone call to go and give an estimate for b/room, knocks on door and who answers that same woman, took one look at me swore and slammed door. one in a million chance eh?.. lol lol lol...

moral of story didnt get that job....