Would you like a cuppa

[DHTiling]

Errr no thanks. Don't drink tea/coffee.


Would you accept one.

 

[DHTiling]

And these.

 

[bugs183]

Bluuurgh!
It's been a while since i've seen one that bad!
We had a run of local authority work, mainly in mental hospitals, we watched a disable kid dribble into my dads cup of tea one day, and he didn't notice, don't worry i stopped him drinking it.

 

[Brian the Tile]

ha ha ha no thanks i dont drink tea or coffee in them kinda places either lol,sometimes find kitchens like that when you roll up to do in between units though,some flok just dont care

 

[Gazzer]

Thats exactly like a job I did a few years ago They wanted the floor tiling....I thought "why ?" they would never see it !

 

[macten]

I hope you weren't there to tile the splashback Dave!

 

[kilty55]

lol...had a few of them and no dave unless the house is clean i dont drink tea im allergic to it! lol

 

[Andy Allen]

lol.......norovirus comes to mind....

whats the rest of the house like?

have you got dust sheets down to keep your tools clean...lol

 

[Colour Republic]

Took me a while to find the kettle!

I like this game... right next who can find the sugar?

 

[afright]

My brother and I was working tiling a big kitchen in a mental hospital we befriended one of the inmates used to get him to do the knocking up for us,everyday about lunchtime he used to bring my brother a big handfull of biscuits,one day he came in panicking saying that he nearly got caught by the matron but it was ok I hid them where I always hide them down in my underpants,my brother face was a picture,he was gagging all afternoon.

 

[bugs183]

Thats vile!!!!
I loved working in the hospitals, at first i hated it, then it was a right laugh.
We had two in mates, 'the Krays' (well they looked like them) clearing up and loading out the next room, one who thought we we're all Santas helpers, and a massive cantten for all the nurses that cost nothing! Loved it.

 

[afright]

My brother kept promising the poor lad that he would take home for tea thats how we got him working for us,driving home one night about 20 mile away from the hospital we heard a voice from the back of the van asking my brother what was he having for tea,he had sneaked in under some sheets we didnt see him in the dark we had to take him back and go through sercurity we could have got the sack.

 

[Bubblecraft]

Done a few jobs that are as bad a state as that. I like my coffee, but not that much to except a cup in a kitchen like that. Yuk!

 

[jlktiling]

My next door neighbours is like that, except dirtier.
You can smell the house when you stand outside of it.
Dirty Midden

Nice neighbour, but manky as heck!

 

[DHTiling]

Whole house is the same , sat in the van having my bait , ahhh fresh air.

I am to Wetroom walls , disabled shower for local authority.

 

[DHTiling]

Will need a beer after this one. Lol.

 

[DHTiling]

Tell ya wot , this estate is like the Bronx. Jeez you wanna see of the clips walking about.

 

[Bubblecraft]

You'll enjoy a pint the night after this one!

 

[On one]

Just the kind of people to complain about the slightest bit of mess you leave behind.
Once had to change a chimney pot on a 4 pot stack.The adjoining neighbour had 6 dogs living in the house all of the time not outside in a run,went up to change the pot and you could smell the minging stink coming up their flue from their living room!!

 

[enduro]

My brother and I was working tiling a big kitchen in a mental hospital we befriended one of the inmates used to get him to do the knocking up for us,everyday about lunchtime he used to bring my brother a big handfull of biscuits,one day he came in panicking saying that he nearly got caught by the matron but it was ok I hid them where I always hide them down in my underpants,my brother face was a picture,he was gagging all afternoon.

Ginger Nuts? lol

 

[Pebbs]

Dave, you promised to not show the photos of my kitchen! I love spraying my deodorant on first thing in the morning in the kitchen while making a cuppa!

Pebbs

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

OHhhh !!That looks disgusting , No thanks i'd rather give it a miss TA !when we subbed -off the council ,i entered a few houses to work in that had faeces around the place, a wipe your feet on the way -out job for sure, we always refused to do dirty peeps jobs ,on real H&S grounds lol......

 

[DHTiling]

Well the lady of the house was really canny but ba god i bet she could fight half the street :lol:.. built like a brick rubbish house, proper ruff head..


Well kkssshhhhh ah beer .. another mucky job done , can't wait for another one :lol:

 

[White Room]

Kitchen and shower room in one house I had the pleasure to work in.

 

[John Benton]

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Kitchen and shower room in one house I had the pleasure to work in.

Quite ironic with all that cleaning stuff left hanging about