You know you're a tiler when.....

Dan

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..... you find you're eyeing up the loo walls that are in front of you when standing for a pee in the Loo's

(for the girls I guess it's when you're checking the level of the tiles in the cubical all meet up with the levels outside it?)

.... you go to stand up and go "oooooo"

See if you can add to this - should be a funny thread 🙂
 
..... you find you're eyeing up the loo walls that are in front of you when standing for a pee in the Loo's

(for the girls I guess it's when you're checking the level of the tiles in the cubical all meet up with the levels outside it?)

.... you go to stand up and go "oooooo"

See if you can add to this - should be a funny thread 🙂
That will be me then! Also in the take away, checking out the floors or shopping centres doing the same. Sad really!:yes:

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Oh how true that is, just remember not to turn round when having a pee when seeing if the lines meet up and peeing over the guy next to you......:furious3:
 
How true!! I always look at the tiling on soaps also. Not keen on the tiling in Ken & Deirdre's on Corrie or Max & Tanyas on Eastenders!! - Lol. Sad or what!! - Lol
 
..... you have a bath and run your finger along the Silicon to check to make sure it's still a perfect seal.
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..... you have a spacer tub that you keep pens and pencils in in the van (stole that one from the JB forum)
 
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Very true Dan :yes:

I've not even started yet but I've done a course and I've already become a 'tile spotter' :grin:
 
I was flicking through the channels over Christmas and I stumbled across an erotic film. They started to get it on in the bathroom but I found myself looking at the tiling behind them, looking to see it the tiler had good cuts going into the corners and around the window :lol:
 
Am i right in thinking that the tiling in max and Tanya's (Eastenders) is painted on because there dont appear to be any depth. check the bit by the door into the hallway!!!!!!!

Does it make you a tiler if your still lying awake in bed thinking about the best way to do a border at 01:00 and you have to be up at 05:00, and you then take a swig of night nurse just to get a couple of hours kip. Tired albert!!!!!
 
oh i'm soooooooooo glad i'm not on my own,the wife calls me a sad o for doing this but i had to bite my lip when we went to a friends house & saw wot a **** up job the (so called tiler) had made on their kitchen, the wife looked at me to say DON'T YOU DARE say anything!
:yes: couldn't help myself thou.............
 
Because I do plastering as well I walk into a room scan the ceilings, walls and then the floor, How sad can it get.
 

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